Also Known As: The Power of the LoLs
"Residents of Ponyville. I am known as Nomad-1. Your cooperation is imperative to your safety. Bring forth the Elements of Harmony and no civilians will be harmed," a low, robotic drone of a voice stated.
With that, a few denizens of Ponyville actually paused in their panic, seemingly contemplating the subject over. Eventually, a single voice spoke up, it belonging to Scootaloo:
"Elements? What Elements? No Elements here unless you count the weather."
"Yeah! The Elements you're looking for must be... east of here!" Sweetie-Belle called.
"Feigning cognitive ineptitude will not save you. Intelligence reports indicate the Elements are located in this town. I do not wish to bring harm to it, but I will if given no other option."
"Oh look at that, a droid with a conscience," Envy cackled, before grinning back towards the Doctor and spitting, "pathetic."
"I take it its not a friend of yours?" the Doctor glared.
"Nope, I have no idea who this Zim guy is, if he's the one who sent that rust bucket. I'll have to remember to thank him, though, because that idiot ripped open a pretty big hole in this universe. It allowed me to come through to keep an eye on you."
The Doctor gazed at him suspiciously. "And I wonder who sent you?"
"Take a guess, genius," Envy said, grinning wickedly. "Now, let's have a private moment together, shall we? I have a few regards to send from Him."
The unicorn's horn quickly charged up, and with a flash both him and the time lord were gone.
"DOCTOR!" Ditzy screeched, flying into the scene, only to realize it was too late. She fluttered to the ground, panting before her attention was trained on the droid, her and the rest of the town waiting for it to make its move.
"If you want the Elements, you're going to have to get through us!" Applebloom called, the three crusaders forming a line in front of town hall and glaring up at the machine.
"Yeah, you're not going to touch a hair on their manes!" Scootaloo growled.
Sweetie-Belle gave a grin. "You know what this calls for, right girls?"
"Yeah!" Applebloom beamed.
"CUTIE-MARK CRUSADER ROBO-ROCKERS!"
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"Gah! Their cuteness is making my squeedly-spooch rupture!" Zim said, his eye twitching as he gazed upon a monitor showing the scene. "Nomad-1, destroy them! Make them an example to the rest of the town of what happens when you oppose ZIM!"
"Error. Order contradicts ethical program Delta-5."
"I'm overriding those initiatives," Zim growled. "NOW GLASS THEM ALREADY!"
"Dawww, but they are so cute!" Gir bounced. "I just wants to hug them!"
"Their cuteness is nothing more than an evolutionary trait that gives them an edge over their adversaries. DON'T GIVE HEED TO IT!"
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"Cutie-Mark Crusaders. I have been given orders to eliminate you. I am equipped with dual Tharix-Class laser cannons. You will not survive a hit from them. You have ten seconds to vacate the area."
"Not happening!" Scootaloo said with a tiny growl, entering a combat pose.
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"I NEVER SAID GIVE THEM A TEN SECOND WARNING," Zim roared.
"You never said not to."
"GRRRRRR-AHHHHHH!" the alien shouted, a vein in his forehead throbbing as he pounded upon his computer's keyboard. "That's it! From now on, you will give NO MORE WARNINGS. Is that clear?"
"Crystal."
Zim then gave a sigh. "You're really taking the FUN out of FUMIGATING, YOU KNOW!"
"Your grievance has been logged."
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At that, the droid's cannons began to hum, wisps of light dancing about their barrels. The Crusader's eyes widened in horror at that, the three huddling close together.
"I think we bit off more than we can chew this time," Applebloom gulped.
"Ya think?" Sweetie-Belle squeaked.
Two beams of light blasted forth from the weapons, the three Crusaders letting out a ear-piercing screams as they clung tight to each other, waiting for the end. A second later, they disappeared, a crater in the ground remaining of where they once were. However, there was something else in their place as well, a rainbow-colored streak of light.
"You kids alright?" Rainbow Dash gasped, the three crusaders clinging to her tight as she flew towards the outskirts of the town.
"Y-Yes," Sweetie-Belle squeaked, a few tears forming in her eyes.
Rainbow Dash gave her a slight smile. "That was very brave of you three, though next time just let my friends handle ourselves on our own, OK?"
"W-Will do, Rainbow," Scootaloo stuttered.
At that, Rainbow dropped them off, and the six Elements taking up position near the town hall with Solar Flare watching nearby, Captain Harness and the g-mare quickly moving up next to her.
"Damnit! So it was hostile after all..." Jack growled.
"We've taken down bigger fish than that, before," the g-mare said confidently, lifting her sunglasses to get a better look at her newest target.
"Yeah, well don't get cocky. We've never seen anything like this," the Captain said warily. He then turned towards Solar Flare. "What are you doing just standing here, anyway? And where's the Doctor!?"
"I'm not sure," Chrysalis gulped. "I haven't seen him since he left with-"
"Captain Harness!" Ditzy shrieked, quickly galloping up to the trio.
"Bubbles?! You need to get out of here!"
She shook her head. "It's the Doctor! Somepony just Doctor-napped him!"
"What?!"
She opened her mouth to say something else, but at that moment Rainbow Dash spoke up:
"Alright Zim, Nomad-1, whoever you are!" she shouted, glaring up at the droid, it still hovering above town hall as she stood upon the ground. "You wanted the Elements? Here we are!"
"Bahahahaha! So you six make up the best Equestria has to offer?! A single Irken ship could take this whole country! THIS WHOLE PLANET!" Zim cackled.
"I'd like to see you try!" Twilight called.
"Oh, I'd definitely like you to, but you won't be around to see that show, unfortunately!" Zim sneered.
"Carrying out orders to neutralize targets," Nomad-1 droned, and curiously, his twin laser barrels were glowing a bit less red hot at this.
"Come on! Let's test this nutjob's metal!" Rainbow Dash grinned.
"Oh my..." Fluttershy squeaked, gazing warily up at the droid. "What are we supposed to do against that, though?"
"We kick the crap out of it, that's what!" Dash said.
"We need a plan, though," Twilight said. "We can't fight this thing in town, somepony could be hurt. We'll need to lure it it out."
"How are we going to do that, dear?" Rarity said.
"Hello!" Rainbow Dash smirked. "Fastest mare in Equestria?! I've so got this!"
With that, the rainbow-haired mare streaked up towards the droid.
"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Gonna kick some robo-ass!" she sang, still moving as fast as a bullet as she performed a backwards spin, her hind legs screaming towards one of the droid's turrets-
"AAAAACCKKKK!" She shrieked as she struck an invisible barrier, and as if she had hit a trampoline, she then flew in the opposite direction as fast as she hit it, slamming into the side of Sugarcube Corner and right through the wall.
"Rainbow!" Applejack shrieked, before simpering towards Twilight. "Alright, what's plan B?"
"Working on it," Twilight grunted.
"Well, now that you have a taste of how doomed you are, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! Stop stalling, Nomad! Take them out!"
"Complying with orders."
With that, the droid began firing a series of blasts at the five remaining Elements, the quintet shrieking and scattering. The ground glowed a bright red where they struck, no longer forming craters. Eventually, after firing at the five randomly for a bit, it seemed the droid had picked out a target, that being Twilight.
Noticing she was in trouble, the purple mare took deep breaths as she zig-zagged towards a nearby house, the droid lowering itself to the ground at that and hovering to her level.
"Terminating cover," Nomad-1 droned as a missile streaked from a hidden launcher on its back, engulfing the house in flames.
Twilight gasped and twirled about the face the machine, sweat dripping down her forehead. However, at that, her eyes narrowed in resolve as her horn began to gather energy. As she let out a war cry, a piercing beam of purple light shot forth from her forehead only to hit the droid's energy barrier, it flickering a brilliant red.
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"Pathetic," Zim smirked, gazing at the droid's shield readings with satisfaction. "Absolutely pathetic."
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Twilight then began to march towards the droid as its barrels began to charge up for another shot, her determined to pierce its barrier no matter the cost. Despite all her efforts though, nothing could get through it, and within another few seconds, two piercing flashes of light emitted from its guns sending two laser streaks her way-
Only for them to hit a green magic shield that formed around Twilight. The purple's mare's eyes widened as she gazed upon the origin of it.
"C-Chrysalis?!"
The queen stood near her, her horn glowing a bright, brilliant green as she winked down at her former adversary. "Heh, couldn't let a changeling supporter be fried, now could I?"
"This doesn't change anything," Twilight glared.
"Maybe, but I've got a karmic scale to tilt," Chrysalis smiled. "Fate brought me here for a reason, I believe, and here I will make amends."
"Obstruction detected in the way of target. Proceed to another?"
"Negative, Nomad! Send them packing to the next world! Both of them!"
Upon his orders, the droid's cannons charged once again, sending two laser blasts into Chrysalis' shield, her letting out a gasp upon impact, collapsing upon her knees.
"One more hit and this shield is gone!" Chrysalis gasped.
However, at that, a voice called from nearby:
"Hey toaster! How about a taste of your own medicine?"
Streaking through the air with a pair of well-trained pegasus wings, the g-mare twirled, slowed herself, and actually melded through the droid's shields, her holding some sort of black ball with a pin atop of it. At the same time, Pinkie leapt towards it as well, a massive mallet in her hooves.
"Stop! Hammer time!" she grinned, before taking a leap and moving through the shield as well. As the g-mare pulled the pin out of what Chrysalis assumed was an explosive device, Pinkie struck at one of the machine's cannons with a massive CRACK, actually denting it. She then leapt off the droid as the g-mare stuck the black ball on the side of it, leaping off of it as well.
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"BAH! STUPID HOTZONE CLASS SHIELDS! Slow moving objects can pierce them if they aren't given the right attention!" Zim growled.
"Watcha gonna do now, Master?" Gir asked.
"I'm going to make sure that never happens again, that's what! MODULATING SHIELD FREQUENCIES!"
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At that, the black ball detonated, the machine tilting to the side and careening into the ground.
"Error. Starboard anti-gravity device damaged. Releasing nanobot swarm. Commencing automatic repairs," the machine droned as if nothing had even happened.
"A good use of such primitive technology," Zim actually complimented. "Too bad it's never going to work again!"
"Daw, but my hammer demands more blood!" Pinkie grinned, the entire group raising eyebrows at her. "Metaphorically speaking."
"And I've got plenty more sticky grenades where that one came from you xeno piece of-"
"Anti-gravity systems re-enabled," Nomad-1 stated as he began hover off the ground once again. "Shield frequencies adjusted to compensate for previous encounter."
"Uh-oh," Twilight said.
"What does that mean?!" Pinkie gasped. "Stupid technobabble!"
Twilight's eyes widened in horror. "It means don't try that agai-"
She was too late, as at that moment the g-mare, holding another sticky grenade, flew into the air, twirled, and-
"BUUUCK!"
Struck the shield, sending her flying backwards in a similar manner to Rainbow Dash, careening towards the ground and sliding backwards.
"Rid yourself of that annoyance, Nomad," Zim growled.
"Complying."
At that, the twin barrels of the droid charged once again as it began to turn towards the downed mare.
"Hit that thing with everything you've got, Twilight!" Chrysalis shrieked.
"And take this, you ruffian!" Rarity screamed. "I dare say I'm going to be fixing my hair for days thanks to all this running around!"
With a surprisingly skilled feet of telekinesis, Rarity lifted an entire commerce stand and chucked it at the droid. In the meantime, both Chrysalis and Twilight took aim and began sending both green and purple blasts towards the shielded machine. Unfortunately, its barrier merely shrugged the assault off, and its guns were now aiming directly upon the g-mare.
"DON'T YOU DO IT!" Jack screamed, barreling towards his fallen comrade.
However, he was too late. As the g-mare's eyes widened, a pair of laser beams struck her, sending her flying back into a nearby building's wall, electricity dancing through her body as she let loose an eardrum piercing shriek.
"SHADYSTAR!" Jack bellowed, before turning back towards the droid, glaring daggers.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Zim cackled, clicking open a can of soda and taking a deep gulp. "HERE'S TO THE FIRST OF MANY, NOMAD!"
"I fail to see how this is a cause for celebration."
Zim gave the computer a blank look. "You really need to get into the spirit of things, you know that?!"
"Narcissism, egotism, and sadism are not inherent to my programming."
Zim rolled his red eyes. "I'm so glad you're going to be self-destructing soon."
"That makes two of us."
"Whyyyy?!" Gir cried, gazing at the downed g-mare. "Why did you have to kill the poor lil pony?"
"Oh by the Tallests, I'm surrounded!" Zim gasped.
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As Captain Jack narrowed his eyes upon the droid, Ditzy approached him.
"I'm sorry about your friend, Jack, but if you don't act now you're going to lose another," she whispered. "Can you use one of those spells of yours to trace where the Doctor went to? I think whoever took him is going to...." She gulped, a few tears forming in her eyes.
"Not now, Bubbles," Jack said, practically fuming with rage and not even looking at her. "I serve Equestria first, and that means I serve the Elements, not the Doctor. I'm going to scrap this son of a bitch!"
"Target neutralized. Shifting to previous orders: neutralize the Elements of Harmony. Further interference may be met with continued retaliation."
At that, Captain Harness took a deep breath before addressing the remaining combatants. "Alright people, don't ask me how, but I know a few things about advanced shielding technology. They modulate at a specific frequency, but in-atmosphere it's possible to shift that."
"AGH! STUPID TECHNOBABBLE!" Pinkie said, gripping her head as if it were about to explode.
"What are you talking about, Captain?" Chrysalis yelled.
He narrowed his eyes. "We're going to need a really loud sound for about ten seconds!"
With that, a certain slightly-obnoxious mare made her presence known.
"Did somepony say they need something LOUD?!" Vinyl grinned, standing at her door as she began levitating a record player slash speaker combo out of a nearby window.
"EVERYPONY, COVER YOUR EARS!" the voice of Octavia shrieked from inside.
Vinyl then let out a laugh. "TIME TO SUCK ON SOME WUBS, MOTHA BUCKA!"
She activated the player, at which awesome happened:
LALALAAAA, LAAAA, LA-LA.
OH HAHAHAHAHO, HAHAHAHAHO-HEHE-HO...."
"Damnit! Wrong record! Those aren't wubs..." Vinyl pouted silently to herself.
Ten meters away, Chrysalis gazed upon the droid warily, backing up from it as it turned towards Vinyl's wub machine.
"It knows it's threatened," she whispered inaudibly, covering her ears the best she could.
At that, the shields of the droid began to flicker, Jack's eyes widened, Chrysalis gazing upon him. He opened his mouth to scream an order, but it was incomprehensible. Thinking quickly, he then simply pointed at the droid and charged up his horn, letting loose a beam of energy at the machine. Twilight and the changeling queen followed in his example, letting loose their own barrage of magical energy. Blue, green, and purple trails grazed the air, penetrating the droid's shields and melting its hull after a second or so.
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"NOMAD! TERMINATE THE LOLS! TERMINATE THE LOLS! CLEAN UP THAT NOISE POLLUTION!" Zim shrieked, Gir dancing in the background.
"For once, I happily obey."
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With one quick blast, Vinyl's record player was shattered into a million pieces, sending her flying back through her door. However, the shields of the droid were still flickering.
"Come on folks, turn up the heat!" Jack growled.
"I'm trying the best I can, Captain Harness!" Chrysalis yelled.
"Come on Pinkie! Rarity! For Equestria!" Twilight roared over the send of her screaming horn.
"Don't forget about me," Applejack winked, running up to the scene with Big Mac, the two wielding a pair of pony-fitted blunderbusses. "Come on, Big Mac! Let's show that thing what happens when you mess with a small town!"
"Eeeeeyup!"
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The two moved in close and fired near simultaneously, their rounds bouncing off the metal hull of the mechanical beast, denting but not penetrating it.
"Rarity! We need something flammable and a lot of it! Uhhh... lantern oil!" Twilight called.
"One second, dear!"
"Pinkie, reacquaint Nomad-1 with your hammer in the mean time!"
"Yes ma'm General Twilight ma'm!" Pinkie said, sticking her tongue out and giving a small solute as she bounced towards the droid, leapt upon it and sent her hammer of doom down upon the same turret she had dented earlier, now causing it to spark.
"Oh you annoying PINK BOUNCING PONY!" Zim growled. "I'm going to mount your horrible smiling head on my ship!"
At that, Nomad-1 turned to fire upon Pinkie as she scurried away from her hit-and-run attack, her dodging shots with almost supernatural agility.
"Na-nanana, nana, nana, can't touch this!" she sang, sticking her tongue out at the droid. "Na-nanana, nana, nana- EEEP!"
A blast sailed too near her, sending her flying into the air and crashing down a few feet away. The droid charged its barrels again and-
"Forget about somepony, my dear metallic monster?" Rarity smiled as she levitated an entire barrel of lantern oil over the machine and dumped it.
"Light it up!" Chrysalis called towards Applejack and Big Mac.
The two winked towards each other and-
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The machine was engulfed in flames, the group watching the fireball in ernest.
"Systems overheating... malfunctions detected... malfunctions detected..." the machine groaned. "I am... sorry... i-it was nothing... ERROR: SYSTEM TWENTY-SIX... it was nothing... ERROR: SYSTEM THIRTY TWO... p-personal."
It crashed to the ground, the entire group gasping for breath and collapsing.
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"GRRRRRAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zim screeched, pounding upon his computer console again. "CURSE YOU, PONIES! CURSE YOUUUUU!"
"Engaging automatic repairs," the machine stated.
Zim quirked an eyebrow. "Repairs?" He then gave an evil grin. "Ooooh you wonderful machine. I knew you had more in you than that! Hehehehe... HAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
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Gir giggled as he danced to a replay of a recording of the LoLs.
"GIR! TURN THAT OFF!"
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As two of Ponyville's houses danced in flames, and another completely collapsed, Twilight took another deep breath, turning towards Chrysalis. "You could have ran if you wanted, you know..."
The swarm queen gave her a smile. "Wouldn't want you to think I'm a coward, would I?"
The two shared a small laugh before being interrupting by a yawn. Turning, the two gazed upon Spike as he rubbed his eyes, exiting Twilight's still intact treehouse and gazing upon the carnage around him.
"Woah! Did I miss something?"
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I was watching Invader Zim while reading this
You had he's character exact
HAMMER TIME!!
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If I had these guys as my leader I would just uh I don't know something
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Oh Spike, watch out that Luna doesn't catch you. That's her line!
I'm beginning to wonder where this story is going. It seems rather erratic.
Idea seems quite original. I'll give it a read later and send you more opinions/critique/praise and whatnot.
Do Zim lasers always cause electricity discharges or did the agent have some shield technology of her own? Also, this being a comedy, is she going to pull a Pell?
I am facehoofing for not suggesting Mimi for a villain earlier... perhaps in one of your next projects? She is a character from Grim Tales webcomic,
Long story short:
- a daughter to one of Powerpuff Girls
- in a world where Him won
- brought up to be His daughter
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Was that a reference to Frank Herbert's Dune?
Awesome chapter the fact a pony died show's how serious the IGOM need's to be taken. Even if they destroy that robot Zim won't give up.
Am I the only one here who feels sorry for the robot?
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Nein, actually haven't read Dune though all my friends say it's amazing. I actually got the idea for the 'slow stuff can penetrate shields' thing from Stargate SG-1
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Ah I see. Another great movie and tv series. The 1984 Dune movie is awesome, but is like 3 or 4 hour movie and is totally worth watching. However, the one the sci-fi channel made around 2000 is kinda crappy. Anyways in Dune they have these personal barrier generators that only be penetrate by a slow penetrating blade or projectile.
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Haha, that's probably where the Stargate writers got that from. I'll definitely have to check them out sometime (save for the Scifi channel movies, those usually do blow). Seems like they're way ahead of their times.
Zim was actually kind of dangerous here, and Spike so silly.
Yeah, this isn't "my little bunny", and you should probably say "a hair".
Also, Meantime doesn't have a space in it.
Also also, you should totally include a link to the troll song when you first included it.
Also also also, thanks 1475600, I *have* to read that now. Dammit, I already have over 1400 read laters here! Ah well, it's a good problem to have.
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Yeah it's like how Ray Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles has influenced almost every sci-fi movie.
I hope the machine turns on zim...
Pinkie's hammer demands blood!
Aggressive Pinkie with a hammer instead of just being a silly fourth-wall-breaking bard? That's a rather interesting idea...
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No you are not the only one, I also hope that this robot will get out of Zim influence and change sides, though since he already terminated one pony, there are realy small chances they will accept him.
So I m afraid he will become a victim of war, unless they manage to heal G-mare, than there would be a chance for a peace.
Down with Zim! Free the oppressed Hunter Destroyer! We shall call him Hugh!
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Thanks, it was/is a good read, if just a tad dark.
trollolololol bwhaahahaa
She Trolled herself Now THAT'S funny!!!
1477242 IS. It does keep updating, though slowly. Thank you. Sharing good reads with people does wonders to my ego.
Nice story! I will be adding this as a favorite and watch for updates too. Good work!
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A few suggestions for villains:
Name:Tzeentch,
Nature: Chaos god of magic, change, ambition and hope. Schemes and plots for the sake of scheming and ploting, makes even the other chaos gods nervous.
From: warhammer fantasy/40k.
Name:Cegorach,
Nature: Eldar god of laughter, irony, dark humour and the xanathos roulete. One of the few surviving eldar gods he and his followers tell the history of the eldar through acrobatics and theater and reflect current even by performing dark parodies that ridicules them by bringing up the dark or light points people are ignoring.
From: Warhammer 40k
Name: Dream
Nature: Endless, supernatural incarnation/embodiment of a concept of reality itself. Solem and introspective with a viscious streak for those that cross him or block his goals.
From: DC comics: Sandman
Liking the story so far
1475537 Yes, unfortunately. The opening was good, but now that the 'crossover madness' has started in earnest, I... dunno.
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Eh, I did get a little sidetracked (mainly because I lost touch with my main character), though I'll be back on the main road pretty soon :D.
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And now a pony has died... the slaughter of ponies shall soon begin in earnest...
And I'm quite sure I know who HIM is, considering he sees the Doctor as a threat against his plans.
WOHOO!!!
*ehem* please, do continue with this!
and another thing
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Moar please
Prediction: systems 26 and 32 were the ones forcing the robot to obey Zim.
1493916Based upon the 'pale moonlight' phrases and the fact that the Doctor stated he locked Him away in a singularity leads me to believe that He is the Devil or the Beast from Doctor Who. The Joker once asked, "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" The Doctor met an ancient being who was split into a mind, an idea really, and a body, a Beast. The Doctor did his best to lock Him in a black hole.
Soo... when do we have a chance of seeing another update?
Could you please continue this?
I keep hoping to see Marik Ishtar and Ryou Bakura.
(Whether normal or YGOTAS versions, I'm not sure.)
This story got off to a great start but got lost in the middle.
It has one of the best original premises for a comedy story I've seen on this site in a while: Chrysalis has to throw an inter-dimensional party of villains so that she can save her people, and she recruits Pinkie Pie to help.
The story has some very good things going for it.
From the very beginning, the author's development of Chrysalis is insightful and unique. The story combines careful observations of her canon episodes, like her conversation in Canterlot with Pinkie Pie, along with some original character development, like her father issues and her tutelage under Celestia. Chrysalis' dream of having changelings gain the acceptance of the other races is one invention in particular that makes her an appealing character.
This story goes to show that if you do have a good enough idea, you can get away with a lot.
However good some aspects of this story may be, the entire thing is riddled with technical errors, the most common being the use of the wrong homonyms. Furthermore, the humour often fails by being too juvenile and random, and the OC changeling Sarius has exactly the same cliched snarky personality as dozens of other OCs I've read in the past. As I read this, I was interested in the story and the characters, but I found myself skimming more often than laughing.
All of that could have been forgiven if the story delivered on its premise.
Based on the story's premise, I think this would have been a good story of about 80,000 words, about the standard length for a novel. I expected the story to head more or less directly to the party, with it occurring after maybe the first 65,000 words, with the party taking up the remainder of the length. If the story were to go on for longer, I expected it to be along the lines of "party causes unforeseen problems, putting Chrysalis in an even worse situation than before; she spends the second half of the book dealing with this newer, bigger crisis."
Unfortunately, the story lost direction in the middle. It started introducing a bunch of unnecessary characters and subplots, culminating in the waste of an entire chapter on a silly alien invasion that was entertaining neither as action nor comedy.
I kept looking forward the the party that was promised from the very first chapter, but the more I read, the further away it got.
Maybe this a problem with overall plot structure. Plot is based around what are called "set pieces," or sometimes "turning points," each one a major, story-defining event. The party is clearly a set piece here. Unfortunately, it is the only one in this story, and the story goes on for too long before delivering it. Your readers should always know what your next major event is. If your plot starts going off on tangents, your readers will put your book down and go find something else to read.
What I'm saying is I got impatient reading the story, wanting it to get to the party, and it would have worked a lot better if a) it got to the party earlier, and then went on building up to another major event or b) if it wanted to end with the party, it could have introduced another major event for the middle, or c) it could have been a novella and had the party as the only major event.
This story began with a great premise, but it seems like the author had too many ideas, tried to fit them all into the story without considering the overall story structure, and ended up derailing the whole thing.
Are you going to continue this?
I am quite frankly shocked that you forgot the most badass villain of them all: The Master.
That is all.