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// Luna Banishes Celestia to the Sun  
// Story: The Onion: Equestrian Bureau 
// by The Read Later List 
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Luna Banishes Celestia to the Sun

Canterlot, Equestria- Following a small argument between our two governing bodies today, Princess Luna cast out our goddess of the sun, into the sun.

"It is just absolutely terrible," commented Princess Luna, citing the incident which started because there was no more cake in the fridge.  "I'm sorry it had to come down to this, but she needed to be stopped.  It may be a long thousand years, but I'm sure she'll adjust to her new home."

Although most of the country is now mourning the loss of Princess Celestia, Luna had this to say: "Do not fret, my little ponies.  Your new, unrestricted ruler will be a fair and benevolent leader in these uncertain times.  It would be best if you all just pretended like Celestia never even left."  At the time of this comment, our sources tried to reach Princess Celestia; however, we were unable due to the fact that she burned to death four hours ago.