The Onion: Equestrian Bureau

by The Read Later List

Unicorn Too Lazy to Use Magic to Pick Up Television Remote, Forced to Watch PBS

Unicorn Too Lazy to Use Magic to Pick Up Television Remote, Forced to Watch PBS

Ponyville, Equestria- While calling in sick from work and avoiding family members, Mint Leaf, unicorn, 21, found it too much of a struggle to get up from the couch to retrieve his television remote, or obtain it telekinetically.

"Well I sat down to watch a marathon of My Little Human when I found out that the remote was actually on the coffee table," said a young but overweight Mint Leaf. "I knew there was no way I would ever get up. I thought for a second that I could lift it with magic, but... I decided it would be much easier to just keep it on PBS."

Mint Leaf continued watching PBS until passing out from dehydration and hunger.

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[Ssendam the Masked]

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