Unicorn Too Lazy to Use Magic to Pick Up Television Remote, Forced to Watch PBS
Ponyville, Equestria- While calling in sick from work and avoiding family members, Mint Leaf, unicorn, 21, found it too much of a struggle to get up from the couch to retrieve his television remote, or obtain it telekinetically.
"Well I sat down to watch a marathon of My Little Human when I found out that the remote was actually on the coffee table," said a young but overweight Mint Leaf. "I knew there was no way I would ever get up. I thought for a second that I could lift it with magic, but... I decided it would be much easier to just keep it on PBS."
Mint Leaf continued watching PBS until passing out from dehydration and hunger.