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// King Sombra Once Again Barely Denied Entrance into Crystal Empire  
// Story: The Onion: Equestrian Bureau 
// by The Read Later List 
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King Sombra Once Again Barely Denied Entrance into Crystal Empire

Border Security Office, Crystal Empire- "Well, yesterday I was filling out paperwork, watching the gate as usual when King Sombra came strolling up asking for admittance," stated Swift Grass, head of border security.  "At first I was going to call up the royal guard to remove him from the premises,  but then he gave me his credentials, and well...  They were legitimate.  I was just about to let him in until I saw that his carting license was expired.  He left and I went back to work.  Though, I'm beginning to worry that he's gonna come back.  If he does return with a new license, I have no choice but to let him in; it's the law." 

Although there is no telling how Sombra was able to acquire a new passport, work visa, and birth certificate, it can be assumed that whatever happens next, we will all be enslaved again.