The Onion: Equestrian Bureau

by The Read Later List

Cutie Mark Crusader Suicide Bombers

Cutie Mark Crusader Suicide Bombers

Saddle Arabia- Following the formation of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Saddle Arabia branch, three young fillies earned their cutie mark by blowing themselves up along with 2/3 of the Equestrian embassy.

"What a joyous day," commented one of the fillies' parents. "Our child has finally discovered what makes her special : detonating a small, but surprisingly effective amount of plastique explosive near the infidel base. I'm sure if we could locate her severed flank, a new picture of terrified souls fleeing their liberators would be staring back at us. I'm so proud of her."

Well there you have it. Three young fillies were able to find who they truly are. Could you have asked for a better conclusion?

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Comments

[formlessdream]

ummm... dark much? Although to be fair, the onion has made dark pieces before like the bye bye box (i forget the actual title) and the one making fun of the Republican convention.

[Smoku]

I'm so proud of those kids. I'm glad that there was a happy ending.

[Diamond Sparkle]

Don't you mean the Cutie Mark Jihadists?