The Onion: Equestrian Bureau

by The Read Later List

King Sombra Once Again Barely Denied Entrance into Crystal Empire

King Sombra Once Again Barely Denied Entrance into Crystal Empire

Border Security Office, Crystal Empire- "Well, yesterday I was filling out paperwork, watching the gate as usual when King Sombra came strolling up asking for admittance," stated Swift Grass, head of border security. "At first I was going to call up the royal guard to remove him from the premises, but then he gave me his credentials, and well... They were legitimate. I was just about to let him in until I saw that his carting license was expired. He left and I went back to work. Though, I'm beginning to worry that he's gonna come back. If he does return with a new license, I have no choice but to let him in; it's the law."

Although there is no telling how Sombra was able to acquire a new passport, work visa, and birth certificate, it can be assumed that whatever happens next, we will all be enslaved again.

Comments

[an1979]

I would recommend changing "Sombre" to "Sombra".