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FROM THE FUCKED-UP MIND WHICH BROUGHT YOU "THE POINTLESSNESS OF IT ALL" AND "TRY NOT TO DIE!" COMES THIS HEART BURNING TALE

Salad Fingers somehow escaped from the Barren Wasteland, and ends up with Twilight Sparkle. Unfortunately, due to Twilight's lack of rusty spoons, Salad Fingers soon grows discontent with the unicorn, and sets off.

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Comments ( 96 )

Why'd I write this? Well, because Salad Fingers is awesome, and no one wrote this crossover yet. So there.

[srcsm]I like it when the good fanfics come out[/srcsm]

1488317 Was it that bad?

1488335 I'm sorry, but yes. Yes it is.

1488346 WELL SHIT THEN.

Was it my actual writing or the subject matter?

RUSTY SPOONS!
RUSTY SPOOOOOONS!
Creepy Memories are over taking me right now. Salad Fingers in EQUESTRIA! He is my favorite fighter in newgrounds rumbles. :3
I'll give it a read. But only because I loved the Smosh and ponies crossover. ;3
AND RUSTY SPOONS.

1488352 The former. I don't judge a story by its subject.
A story's subject only makes me go through the story with/without preconceptions and prejudices. But overall it matters little if the author manages to grab my attention.

But anywho: Commendable attitude, dear author. I daresay that you are of a rare breed. Keep practicing and you most certainly will improve. And remember: Writing is not SRS BSNSS.
(Even though there are those who think it is)
((It'll be so fucking wonderful when MLP:FiM ends and they cry over the memories of their now-useless stories, tenderly stroking their groins. Just hoping that their real member could measure up to their e-member))

1488382 How did my writing turn you off, so to say?

1488392 Simply put: The narrative is too fast (not rushed, mind you) and there is almost zero room for character emotion to be conveyed. That and, when it is shown, it isn't. It's told.
But I will keep reading this. Imagining what SF will do to the ponies is almost orgasmic.

I don't even have to read this to thumb it down and not feel bad.

1488474 Well, whatever you like. Or in this case, don't like.

1488567 You're a few months late :rainbowlaugh:

1488580 Why thank you! Most people are downvoting due to the fact that they were scared by Salad Fingers.

Oh god not Salad Fingers! Nightmarish memories... Returning...

Anyways, another... Random story with lots of face molestation and... Salad Fingers... Now, I'm just going to go prepare some explosive traps around the perimeter of my house if you don't mind!

1488696 And it's not even over! Chapter two, and three, and four, and five, and six, and seven, and eight, and nine and so on are still yet to be written!

1488785 So, one chapter for each episode I presume?

1488807 Probably. But they won't be copypastaed.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! A SALAD FINGERS FIC! NOW TOOO REAAAD!

1488986 I knew you'd love this :twilightsmile:

1489016

You fucking psychic! THIS IS ORGASMIC!

Salad fingers is creepy. :raritydespair:

1485293 And it should have stayed without a crossover. Now I'm not sleeping tonight, and it's already 10:51. :raritydespair:

1489025 Aw, thank you.

1489884 NOPE.AVI

1490539 I was wide awake until 1:00. Then I finally STARTED to get sleepy.

jmj

I had to read this one first. I haven't seen anything about Salad Fingers in such a long time. It was funny, I laughed a lot. I loved when Twilight said "We sprayed for those." I lost it, not like I hadn't already by that point, but that clinched it. I loved it. Such a pleasure for the tips.

Oh god XD I love this!

AWWWWWWWWW, HELL YEAH! SALAD FINGERS! :pinkiecrazy: I demand a Chapter Two! :pinkiehappy:

Hey! Looks like he updates as often as the real Salad Fingers!

2396851

Glad you got a laugh out of it, I didn't mean to sound like a jerk, just trying to be funny. :)

Oh hell yes, I frigging LOVE Salad Fingers. A new episode just came out btw, after over 2 years.

This was a miss with me. As one who gives no fucks to popular trends [most of the time], I had to look up salad fingers. After I watch it eventually, I will read this again and see what I think then. <----Liar

Also, this was the first time I ever used the 'gives no fucks' line. I will not use this again for years.

Looking at this from a 'I have no idea about anything' view. I think a monster story living in Twi's house would be cool. Crack but never shatter.
-Reader Out-

4302864 aight
yeah, this was a bump in my writing. Wasn't too fond of it.

4303386 Excellent story :pinkiehappy: When it will be finished?

5242958 probably never

5244135 That's too bad. Oh well I hope you like this video

5246867 What do you think about that video?

5247053 pretty decent editing
kinda clever
it was nice

5248003 I think the MLP FIM staff are fans of Salad Fingers

5248611 they may or may not be
David Firth is one of the internet's most influential animators though
I love that guy

5248994 Don't be too surprised if Salad Fingers makes an actual cameo appearance in Season 5 of MLP FIM since Slenderman already made a cameo appearance in Pinkie Apple Pie

5250306 that was a photoshopped hoax
you know that, right?

5250764 No he was actually there . Slenderman being in Gravity Falls was the hoax but he was in MLP FIM. I saw him with my very own eyes on tv

5250769 oh, sorry, got the two confused
anyway, I don't think that references to internet culture should be thrown in on MLP, simply because it ruins the immersion, and isn't really there for any other reason than people shouting like idiots and then circlejerking how "Savvy" the tv show is

salad fingers and MLP don't really go together, which is why I dropped this story. Animators might be fans of David Firth, they might not, but I think that Firth should stay seperate from ponies
the bizarre, creepy, and sometimes downright horrifying inclusion of the Firthian mind into ponies is up for the fans to do, not the show writers
keep in mind, they've got a target audience to attend to to, and it's not us

5250822 Maybe Slenderman is going to be the villain of Season 5. Have you seen the animatics of Season 5?

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