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gryphon88


It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

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Two students of magic, each with a great destiny, meet at a study door.
What they find inside will scar them both for life.

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I-I'm not entirely sure what I just read, but it was entertaining, so thumbs up I guess.

:rainbowlaugh: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA dear good that last part with Snape was freaking Hilarious!!!

The way Harry and Twilight are positioned in that image scares me... x_x

There is no need to make any other HP/MLP crossovers, and those that exist are now obsolete and meaningless! I bow humbly before you!

It took me an embarrassingly long time to notice that the title is dirty pun.

This is awesome! Needs moar!!!

I demand moar.
Or else I'll take away 50 points from Gryffindor! :C

I thought Dumbledore was gay...

i need a new folder

Harry’s eyes and Twilight’s both fell on the same sight at the same time. There, pressed up against the table in the center of the office, were Albus Dumbledore and Princess Celestia.

And they were fucking like rabbits.

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I thought when I saw Twilight and Harry standing together that this would be them doing the deed, but I was far off. And I see what you did there with the stories name and the chapters name.

SCOUT SEES ALL AND HE FINDS THIS AMUSING!

Comment posted by LtRonaldSpeirsFoo deleted Mar 3rd, 2013

Harry’s eyes and Twilight’s both fell on the same sight at the same time. There, pressed up against the table in the center of the office, were Albus Dumbledore and Princess Celestia.

And they were fucking like rabbits.

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Thank you oh so much for that mental image.

Dumble-tia? :rainbowderp:

AAAAAAAND now I'm scarred.

DAFUQ I JUST READ, MAN?!!!! DAFUQ I JUST READ?!!!:pinkiesick:

mmpppphh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
The fuck did I just read that is hilarity genious BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A nice sypathetic Snape?.....or is it empathetic? either way HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2212608 scarred for life :pinkiecrazy:

I feel like I should laugh, but I also feel too guilty. I'm sorry, Celestia, but your flanks make me think dirty thoughts.
I am not ashamed :duck:

Brilliant, I couldent stop laughing. Weirded out my roommate a bit I think.:pinkiecrazy:

I think I just died.:pinkiesick::pinkiesad2::pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::fluttercry::applecry::twilightoops:

Rainbow Dash Presents Twilight said it best. "I'm...not sure how to respond to that.":twilightoops:

one word BLEACH just wipe the picture from my mind please:pinkiesick::applejackconfused::applecry:

This is possibly the most terrible thing I have ever read, only just behind "My Immortal".

Instant favourite and thumbs up :pinkiesick:

Need brain bleach, what has been read CANNOT be unread otherwise:pinkiesick::rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

i need a pensive too now... i bet that celly ejoyed scarring me :trollestia:

bleep bloop :pinkiecrazy:
thank you for this, was fun indeed :rainbowlaugh:

And thus Ginny received one more rival for Harry's affections.

You know what they say, bonding through adversity and all that.

Dude, I wouldn't get rid of that mental image... I'd weaponize it against Voldemort!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

THAT WAS F@~!ING HILARIOUS hilarious, OMG I havent laughed that hard in a long time. :rainbowlaugh:

YOU get a thumbs up good sir!

oh mah gawd, like what?
Stahp! STAHP! THE FAHK?!
That was hilarious though. (the interactive Rainbow Dash that's following my cursor right now decided to yell "LOUDER!" oh my gosh what)
:rainbowlaugh:
:rainbowderp: Can't. Stop. Staring.

Do another chapter. Plz?

Wat. Da. Phaucque.

:rainbowlaugh:

2202358 Yep. Just found that out a few minutes ago, too. And I had only read this story a few hours ago. That's why I came back, in fact. Wanted to see if anyone had said anything.

He was in love with Gellert Grindelwald, but after what happened with Ariana he sort of became asexual. J.K. Rowling says so. So by this time he wouldn't be attracted to anyone, really.

If anyone doesn't believe us, it says so on the Harry Potter Wiki's "Albus Dumbledore" page.

Please do more.
PLEEEEEEAAAAASE

Now even I can't get the really disturbing mental picture out of my mind.
WHY.

You monster.
How could you do this?
You sick bastard.

Bloodhound Gang level of neat.

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Twilight is displeased with Harry's wand, too. :derpytongue2:
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Well, I guess there's more than one way to ride a horse.

They thanked him, and hastily made their way towards it. Snape went back to papers. “There are some things no one should have to endure,” he muttered to himself.

Amen brotha! Amen.

Unnoticed on a nearby perch, two phoenixes nuzzled one another affectionately.

Awww. Philimena and Fawkes. That's genuinely cute.

And they were fucking like rabbits.

I fucking hate you

Where's Lockhart when you need a good Obliviate? :pinkiesick:

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