The idea of spending your last few hours alone on a desolate lump of rock can be harrowing enough, but spending it with a bitter, self centered pony princess doesn't exactly promise excitement. While Nightmare Moon prattles on and on about world domination, a lonely astronaut begins to wonder whether or not space was such a good idea.
This is the best thing i have read in quite some time.
Facehoof.
Sooooooo.....
I give you a stache and a pinkie pie!
That was the greatest final sentence in te history of writing.
Loved the ending, he simply took of the suit, discoverd there was air and they had sex, truley a fairy tale ending.
Hurr Hurr
i demand a clop sequell
WHERE IS THE CLOP?
I REQUIRE PENIS PLEASURE!
Sweet Celestia this is perfect.
This actually reminded me of Space Cowboys myself, lol at the ending.
3412625>>3412642 Do y'all really want a clop sequel?
Oi, What just happened?!
Well of course that's how it ends, what else is there to do on the moon? Besides Nightmare's moon of course.
I mentally thought Sandra Bullock as NMM.....and it was awesome
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jes
3414101 nah, i was being sarcastic
I want a normal sequel...
HA! I always knew that those "so called scientists" where completely full of bullcrap. Always saying how there's no air in space and how cold it is. Trying to keep the common man down while all the rich people float around laughing on the moon in their 5 star resorts is what they're doing.
Well i'll show them since i'm almost finished with my backpack rocket. I'll show them all!
And with the discovery of air in space, Nightmare moon and the astronaut had a ton of sex and lived happily ever after...The End....
WHAT?!?!?!??
3420622 The perfect ending to a mediocre fanfic
3420722 now wheres the sequel where nightmare moon/una is sad when he dies of starvation or thirst,
3422218 And then finds out the moon is made of cheese,And has Orange Juice oceans (For some fucking reason)
My brain is full of fuck after this...
... and it's amazing!
3621558 age or disease
3626380 He's effectively timelocked due to timeflow in our universe being a million times faster,And for some reason he follows that timescale,Also,None of the diseases would likely be instantly able to infect him,Or he could just be immune
3630170 eventually he'll still die though
3631299 After a few billion years,Yeah,But by then ponies would almost surely Advanced to space flight,And he could just bug luna for a Evac
At least it wasn't the lonely astronaut, otherwise he'd join her in her plans for world domination.
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starvation maybe, but for water Nightmare could snag a few passing comets and melt them for for new toy.
That is all.
Damn, it looked so good too. Directed by Michael Bay, or no watch.
dat end
wait your telling me that they never launched another Apollo mission near the area he most likely crashed... oh wait what if they did and they saw that... yeah they'd just leave.