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Regidar


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Spike gets hungry, so he heads off to the fridge to get a snack. Little did he know, he would be flung face first into a conflict that would decide the fate of the universe.

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You can't simmerman the Zimmerman.

3416602 i can't fucking breathe. You killed my lungs with a single opening title and comment. Bravo, sir, bravo.

pleasant tune to himself as she re-shelved the books all around him.

Either this is a typo or you called Spike a female.

My Spike fanboy jimmies were rustled, unrustled, then rustled again.

BEST. FIC. EVER!!:rainbowlaugh:
YOU HURT MY SIDES!:raritydespair:

:yay: Excitement... Check

:ajsmug: Amusement... Check

:twilightoops: Realization of what I just read... Check

:rainbowderp: Attempt to make sense of story... Check

:pinkiecrazy: Acceptance that no sense need be made... Check

I believe I have experienced all five stages of "Regidar Story Acceptance" with this one.

I don't know what just happened to my see-holes.

There are writers who entertain and then there is Regidar. There is just no equal for you.

3416602 "If we're going to leave with one lesson from this whole assorted affair it's to leave police work to the actual police. They're the ones who are trained in shooting unarmed black kids." –Bill Maher

Too soon?

There's no such thing as 'too soon'.

My life has now been purified.

Well...

That happened.

I just don't see what the hype is about your stories...

*downloading in progress... number 16 in queue*

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I think you've been listening to too much of the rap music, and you got the brain damage.

Growling like the most savage of kitten, Spike consumed the slain salt shaker’s heart in order to gain its powers, and then tossed it aside.

Someone doesn't care about their blood pressure.

I... really have no idea what the bloody hell I just read... :rainbowhuh: I'm fairly sure I don't want to read anything like it again, though. :facehoof:

3417376 I don't get it

3417984 too many zim-zams for your flim-flams?

3417357 For some reason, your profile pic always matches your reaction!:rainbowlaugh:
Why and how?

I think we need to elect Regidar to President of the United States of What The Fuck.

book entitled To Serve Dragon,

It looks like Skeeter hasn't made a comment yet. He must be speechless.

Comment posted by TheAlmightySage deleted Oct 30th, 2013

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How to respond too this? LOL

Um, ZImmerman would actually tutor African-American kids; the whole Trayvon Martin thing was the result of a most horrible misunderstanding.

Fucking pudding. It's all your fault.:ajbemused:

3418806 >not understanding political satire

Reading comprehension.
I'm not in possession of it.

3418005
More like too much "what the hell was this guy smoking when he wrote this, and why is it supposed to be funny?" If there was a joke in here... sorry, I'm not seeing it.

3420546 I assure you I don't smoke anything, drugs are bad for the mind.

Talk about LOL :rainbowlaugh:
But seriously, what in equestria did I just read?

I was feeling pretty down, but this cheered me up. Good work, Regi! I need to read more regifics

3416602 YourFavoriteMartian made a song called "Orphan Tears" that involved Bill Cosby and pudding.

This video explains what it's like to read your stories.

3421749 I remember when I used to listen to YFM. Oh, 7th grade...

3421688 No problem, mate. :twilightsmile:

Nice title

Dafuq did I just read? also: 3418321 yes.
:twilightsmile: Thank you for this............. story......

"Rumbly in is tumbly"
I'm still not sure whether spike is prissy or YOU:rainbowlaugh:

3690355 hey gurl donut be dissin'

There are no words in any human language to describe this fic...
I think I broke three ribs laughing so fucking hard.

Regi, call me an ambulance. I need some lovin care by Nurse Redheart :rainbowlaugh:

3722625 ew gay
call your own damn amerlamps

...dafuq just happened?

This story is a lot darker now in light of recently dug up dirt. :unsuresweetie:

5309923 I knew this comment would be about that

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