• Member Since 11th May, 2013
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Young(ish), free and most definitely single. (Thank you for your time and effort, but no thank you.) Live south UK and work evening shifts, something which plays havoc with my writing.


John (a human,) has been selected by Celestia herself to fight for all of Equestria.

Now an earth pony, the slightly disappointed human (he wanted to be a pegasus) has to face the best the Griffon's can offer. Without a clue to what the contest is and starting immediately, his opinion is - Equestria is doomed.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 15 )



we need a chapter of theyre reaction!!! do it now!!!

Fun story. :pinkiehappy:

I can't believe 3 vegans found this story so quickly. :applejackunsure:

where the next chapatar :c?

I'd love to see the Griffon's reaction to this man/pony's..."display of skills".
'Ave an up-vote! :pinkiehappy:

Heh. A short and fun read.

Funny, though even if it was a joke story perhaps a bit more antics could've been worked in. 1k is a tad short.
Still a good read though, I laughed.

Am I the only one who still desperately wants a sequel to this?

Lol, griffin culture is awesome. Who would design a contest so delicious?

Hah! What human males do the best!

And this:

so deep in the closet he could talk to lions and witches

Good one.

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