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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Pinkie Pie has landed her dream job: the Chief Party Officer at Google. Now, she gets to sit in on the board of director meetings and suggest ideas for new Google products. Posted in honor of Google's stock reaching $1000 per share. This story is part of One-Shotober.

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That was funny.

Gotta love those Apple jokes, I'm an owner of an iPhone and I laughed.

So Carts, are you dressing as Darf for Halloween?

One thing: It would be better if you switch the yeah, and the wooh.:twistnerd:

“YEAH!” yelled out Pinkie, jumping up and down in her chair as she threw confetti everywhere.

“WOOOH!” yelled Larry Page, ripping off his shirt.

~Leonzilla

That was pretty funny. Nice work! :rainbowlaugh:



~ Super-Brony12

Wow, this was outstanding. The mentioning of each of the employee's positions in-line was hilarious :'D Very well done!

3368595 i am. i also expect you to take me seriously. yes, take me seriously even though i refuse to capitalize anything. my shift key is broken.

This was certainly humorous and I laughed all the way through it. Good job! :twilightsmile:

This was most enjoyable. I'm surprised I got all of those jokes.

I never stopped laughing.

Good work, sir.


Now, back into your cubicle.

More please this is so funny :pinkiehappy:

3369180
Just use caps lock!
Nice story too.

Pinkie should of been the google main staff. :pinkiehappy:

I read the title. What the buck have I gotten myself into today?

google.com is da bessssst

Well, this explains the decisions Google has been making lately. Can we just talk a minute about their logo and icon change? That wasn't the best move on their part. I blame Pinkie.

6483633 Well, the company was already being run by the equivalent of children, so I guess they figured that they might as well have the elementary sans-serif logo to match. :pinkiecrazy:

6483703 Google has some cool products although I'm thoroughly convinced that Google Glass is some weird mind control device and the self driving cars are programmed to ship unsuspecting passengers to their doom. Because everyone knows that Google is secretly an evil corporation bent on world domination. :pinkiecrazy:

The cruddy logo and icon are just there to throw you off.

wait!!! what????

I enjoyed this story. It was really funny! I just love how they all go along with Pinkie like it's the most natural thing in the world.
However, I don't think this technically qualifies as an 'E' rated fic.
Fimfiction FAQ:

'Teen' is anything more risqué or salacious than content you might see in the show ... If a character only makes reference to having sex, that would typically be fine with a ‘Teen’ rating.

True, there wasn't any language but...

"it’s sort of a sausage fest in here" ... "or have sex in the backseat"

Where would that ever come up in the show?

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