The Winged Hussars are the greatest warriors of history. You think a situation is bad, that you can’t escape? Just wait for the Winged Hussars.
They arrive, and they save you. It doesn’t even matter what dimension you’re in.
Chapters (8)
Chemtest
Joined 10th Mar, 2017 ·
Offline
Sequels1
-
Chemtest · 2.2k words · 18 13 · 705 views
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- SupahHero · 1.5k words · 131 4 · 3.2k views
- Chemtest · 13k words · 106 10 · 1.3k views
- Thread Necromancer · 2.2k words · 317 21 · 11k views
- Tank Commander · 1.1k words · 15 6 · 1.8k views
- Firestorm808 · 1.2k words · 68 1 · 3.2k views
- Razor Blade the Unicron · 1.8k words · 46 0 · 1.9k views
- Chemtest · 8k words · 42 1 · 1.2k views
- Undead Equestrian Writer · 7.4k words · 48 2 · 1.6k views
Featured In20
Human in Equestria16,976 stories ·16,819 members
The Writers' Group56,386 stories ·9,291 members
- Rookies on the Rise2,990 stories ·1,133 members
- Group of Authors who love to have fun and a good time!4,658 stories ·577 members
School for New Writers9,608 stories ·5,008 members
I Just Want a Comment15,703 stories ·3,671 members
Authors Helping Authors8,590 stories ·2,462 members
The Group That Is Pretty Much Every Other Group Combined9,858 stories ·924 members
Join our SubscribeStar to remove these adverts!
Join our SubscribeStar to remove these adverts!
Stats
Page generated in 0.046 seconds
Total duration
1,049 users online
2,221,891 hits today, 2,054,621 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE!
9201888
stop coping me. lol
9201894
See, the entire joke is the song. ‘The night shall last forever’ she says,
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE!
scontent-ort2-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/0a295e5f59c94118c69d2c711da4570c/5C15E616/t51.2885-15/e35/38835530_493619431086309_3809835668876558336_n.jpg
Don't tell me one of the Elements was about vodka
Final verdict: Sabaton/10
Mmm yes.
Just from the get-go, this story is nothing but a combination of a history meme and a heavy metal meme, which will likely repeat ad infinitum for the sake of comedy.
I am going to love every single goddamn word of it.
We remember, in September, that's when Equestria was freed, we made the enemy bleed.
Oh, dear God
You used Google Translate didn't you 
?
9201915
It was elements from Poland, of course it was about Vodka
if you like sabaton i would like to recommend such bands as Turisas, Grand magus, and Ensiferum.
You have a like for the references. I should be taking it for this butchery of my language, but meh.
I didn't understand a word of what the Hussars were saying... seemed interesting nonetheless.
Also, this story reminded me of another story about the Hussars, only that one is ponified, in English, and way more serious and dark (meaning no sabaton). But at the same time, a sense of duty and honor, even at the end, permeates the whole thing – gives you the chills. By the way, did I mention that it's a Last Stand?
[Adult story embed hidden]
9202070
9202170
W przypadku języka z tak pokręconą gramatyką jak nasz, google translate nie jest naszym przyjacielem. Autora też nie, chociaż “Zabijanie najeźdźców na muzułmanów!” wygrało system xD
Author, google translate is not your friend (the bit about Muslims ended up being "killing those who attack Muslims")
9202247
No wiadomo że Polska język być trudna
Chociaż z czego to: "Zabijanie najeźdźców na muzułmanów!" się wzięło ciekaw jestem... "Killing muslim invaders" Google tłumaczy jako "Zabijanie najeźdźców muzułmańskich," czyli w miarę OK...
Najważniejsze że to zostało przetłumaczone jak należy:
9202288
Wódka to wódka, za dużo zepsuć się nie da
Co kurwa?! xD
Hmm, a silly crackfic, eh? About the Winged Hussars? Using the Sabaton song? Sounds good.
I don't know Polish, but even without translation I recognize pirogi and vodka/alcohol.
Polish Flag Beam confirmed for deployment. Russia won't stand a chance.
Best. Redemption. Ever.
A bit off in grammar and construction, and really only enjoyable from the premise, but as a crackfic it'll do, dumpling, it'll do.
Um...
Ummmmmm...
What!?
9202391
Google Translator is your friend.
9202247
Compared to Portuguese grammar, how screwed up is Polish's? It's you guys of the Hungarians that have like 36 declination forms?
I'm having some serious sabaton vibes here... And Vodka?
9202070
9202170
9202247
I mean, I don’t have any other tool than google translate.
Could someone share what the dumplings are?
I'm hungry now.
9202650
Pierogi
9202650
fortheloveofcooking.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Pierogi-3626.jpg
This is the pure greatness known as Pierogi
The next chapter must involve Mongolian Horse Archers. I demand it.
Lemme give you a hand mate, cause google is very bad on translating Polish.
"Za Rzeczpospospolią, panowie bracia!"
"Naprzód!"
"Husaria!" (In Polish it huzarzy is a hungarian cav and husaria is winged hussars. You can use Skrzydlata before if you want.)
"Po naszym przybyciu, nic nie jest niemożliwe."
"Twoje sztuczki z lataniem nas nie powstrzymają!"
"Myśmy kawaleria Rzeczpospolitej i jesteśmy tu by skopać waćpannie tyłek"
"Hej suko, spójrz za siebie!" (I wasnt exactly sure what second part was supposed to mean)
"I wtedy przybyła skrzydlata husaria. Czas na ostatnie pożegnanie, Nightmare Moon"
"Niemieckie..." Good
"Pierogi." good
"Piwo..." good
"Nieposłuszeństwo..." Good
"Węgieska..." Good
"Zabijanie muzułmańskich najeźdźców."
"A szturm..." Good.
"Jesteśmy polską harmonią i przybywamy tu by przywrócić dzień! Niech wieczne światło Rzeczpospolitej cię uleczy!"
"Zjedz to, uleczy twoje rany."
"Jesteśmy kawalerią Rzeczpospolitej Obojga Narodów, i właśnie waćpannę uratowaliśmy."
"Dalej panowie bracia, na nas już pora. Ruszamy do Austrii ocalić naszych węgierskich przyjaciół."
My best take at mixing modern with old polish. Im not sure if I understood everything correctly but google translate screwed up really bad ;).
9203357
Ima say bad translations are part of the joke.
The first thing I thought of after reading this was; next thing you know he's gonna write a story about the Spanish Inquisition
I did it before it was cool. >_<
9203715
See, but that isn’t a crackfic. That is actually made to be good. This is just history memes.
The Elements of Poland make me smile. I especially loved the alcoholic beverages and disobedience to the European Union. Only thing missing is the Catholicity that even communism can't kill and the world's best Pope and... that would be their equivalent of the Pillars now that I think about it.
The puritans never found the salem witch because the Hussars got her first!
After spawning the Pony Hussars, apparently.
We all need more time-travelling Hussars in our lives.
I'm loving this a lot more than I thought I would.
Aha, nobody expects the
Spanish InquisitionWinged Hussars!I could not understand half of this story. AND IT WAS AMAZING BEING IN THE SAME WTF POSITION AS THE CHARACTERS.
9202482
I don't know about Portuguese but see this:
i.pinimg.com/originals/11/06/4d/11064d5530ca2761b27400c613faba15.jpg
Or this:
And judge for yourself
But yeah, Polish is pretty hard for a lot of people because it is... hmm explicit? I think that would be the correct word. It means that the meaning of a word does not depend on the context as much as in English, for example. But, that also means more words are necessary to communicate.
9202765
I second this.
Pfft... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Holy shit, the soldiers from the other songs on the album need to appear, now.
9203930
I already made a Spanish Inquisition joke in the last chapter... ya stole ma joke
media1.tenor.com/images/37c63438a0a570c95a80b8fef3206e8c/tenor.gif?itemid=8139307
I fully expect you to have Chuck Norris in this at some point..... because I can
Heh
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
9205703
Sorry, man, I wasn’t looking at the comments.
9203748
*grins like a crazed man*
Whyyyy Helloooo therrreeee.
This is a most confusing thing to happen, BUT I LOVE IT, try to introduce Viking Huskarls and or Pictish Woad Warriors if you can't think of any other Groups to use in this amazing story.