God, I'm so sorry.

Those horsewords don't write themselves!

Let me cook.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Call me Bonnie! Sunset x Twilight truther, Rarijack enjoyer. All arts drawn here are made by me! Follow me on tumblr or whatever!

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

she my on my little til im pony

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Plot with plot (Please laugh)

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Just a regular guy trying to improve his writing with daily practice.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

When everyone and everything seems dark, don't be. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

It's a slog.

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

I'm here to have a good time, not a canon-compliant time

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

I like women

Caw caw?

What a beautiful Sunset.

And behold a pale horse!

I am the lucid dream

I am a rockstar!

I write horsewords for RGRE

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

Welcome back to the cum zone

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Tomorrow dawns in darkness

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

My only aim, is to entertain!

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Small horse and noodle enthusiast

Mostly harmless.