Pretends to know what they're doing

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

23, clop writer for fun. Love pony mouths and rumps. Don't take these too seriously.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Oooga Boooga!

I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )

Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

Hug your nearest alicorn.

writing stories to improve my creative writing

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Ponies actually like my writing?! I am happy :D (He/Him)

Vibing

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

"It's not very good." ~ PPEF1 on almost every one of his stories

I might have a Pony addiction

Leavin' on a southern train…. Only yesterday, you lied…

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Help! I’m on fire! -kirin joke

Hi. It's gapty. Read a fic today. Or don't. They're both the same to me. Just don't tell knighty I said that.

Writing is hard.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Awkward.

Voice actor and writer.

We Always Be Wondercolts Forever. (Big Fluttershy, Rainbow, Sunset and Luna fan).

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Don't let your dreams be memes

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

The original Sunburst!

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

space is a waste

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

I like the pretty ponies