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Cynical


Cynical Brit.

Jan
3rd
2020

Nothing to see here · 6:28am January 3rd

Peeks head out of rock...

Hi... It's been a little while.

Checks...

... Okay, it's been a long while. Just shy of 5 years apparently.

I'm not going to try and explain away that absence, but the main reason that I stopped - probably - is that I lost interest in the main storyline of MLP.

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Mar
10th
2015

Limbo · 3:04pm Mar 10th, 2015

So it occurs to me that I am pretty much dead on this site at the moment – this post aims to a) state why this is so, b) state why it’s probably going to continue, and c) why lists are bad for people.

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Sep
19th
2014

Still Not Dead Yet (a.k.a: What Have I Been Doing) · 6:08pm Sep 19th, 2014

So... as some people may have noticed, I'm in one of my infamous periods of doing sweet f.a at the moment, so that's a thing.

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Jun
22nd
2014

100 Follower Special (AMA) · 9:56pm Jun 22nd, 2014

Welcome back to part two of the 100 follower AMA celebration… thing. For the purposes of this blog, the acronym: AMA, now stands for Answering My AMA.

Right… In the order of asking the questions… Let’s get going.

What is your favourite pony/pairing? (Karrakaz)

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Jun
15th
2014

100 Follower Special (AMA) · 1:05am Jun 15th, 2014

Little bit of explanation before I go any further into this... about half a year or so ago, when I was on about 93 watchers, I said to myself... Cynical, you pessimistic and sarcastic person, why not make a special post for reaching the big one-double-oh? To which I promptly shot my conscience in the face for using such a long-winded way to say 100.

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Jan
27th
2014

I, Cynical, Do Solemnly Swear to Vent Cleanly and Without Specific Direction · 2:45am Jan 27th, 2014

I’m a bastard. It might sound like an odd sentence to begin a blog with, but it’s probably the best explanation of me that anyone is ever going to get.

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Dec
14th
2013

So What's Happening Now? · 9:50pm Dec 14th, 2013

Hello.

Surprisingly enough, I don't get that much time to write as I'd like these days. Something about university wanting my time for exams and lectures...

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Nov
25th
2013

Of Death And After · 8:11am Nov 25th, 2013

Death is one of those cans of worms that people actively go out of their way to avoid discussing. Talk to one person and they tell you that heaven or hell waits for you, another tells you that you never die, you are simply reincarnated, yet another tells you that there simply is nothing after death.

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Nov
8th
2013

Buffering · 11:32am Nov 8th, 2013

So as it turns out... I said I had a buffer on one or two things, and it ran out. What can you do?

Beside the obvious of course...

Anyway, I'm going to go dark for a little while on all-but one or two stories. I'd like to build a bit of a buffer up so I can get some ideas down into a document. The exception to the rule is probably going to be 'Last Request' since my current method for writing that seems to be working. (Transferability optional)

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Oct
27th
2013

Updates · 2:55pm Oct 27th, 2013

Before I start... I'm well aware that more than a week has passed since I said I'd release three new stories. I got distracted by work and the rest of this post ties into that.

I'm sure a few of you are well aware that I've got a lot of stories on this site; 31 released when I last checked. What less of you are probably aware of is the... slightly large backlog that I've managed to accumulate over the time I've been around.

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