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PonyAmorous


Sep
9th
2020

Dramatic Reading plz? · 9:51am Sep 9th, 2020

So I know it's vain as hell, but i frequently go back and reread my own fics. With repeated exposure of the same text to my eyes no longer doing it for me, I crave stimulation for my ear holes. Way way back I got a couple readings of Pinkie Pie is an Eldritch Abomination and always found it weird that THAT was the one that got the attention. It's definitely a...rougher example of my work (I wrote it in 2 hours procrastinating on a chapter of Then Tomorrow Came).

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Mar
9th
2020

Finally Trying My Hand at Clop. Cover Art Needed · 10:32am Mar 9th, 2020

So, I caught wind of Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest and figured it was just the push I needed to try writing an actual clopfic. It will, of course, be an absolutely ridiculous comedy.

Description: To win back her honor and the Crown of the Sibling Supreme, Twilight acquires a dick and challenges a very confused Shining Armor to a "sword fight". Things get weird from there.

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Jun
5th
2018

I Started a Blog! (A real one) · 8:42am Jun 5th, 2018

So, after many years of people telling me I should do so, I've finally started a proper blog (only about 10 - 13 years late to the bandwagon). And yes, I mean an actual blog external to what you're reading on this site now. On Wordpress and everything.

It's called "Science, Politics, and Ponies". I hope the title is pretty self-explanatory. If not, it's a mix of three things.

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Feb
22nd
2018

I guess I can say I've Written Erotica Now? · 9:18am Feb 22nd, 2018

Having grown very distressingly short on cash, I was just browsing through Upwork, looking for something that doesn't require a bunch of previously logged experience as a requirement and isn't buried in 50+ applications already. Eventually I came across this posting.

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Jan
22nd
2018

Weird Fic Idea That's Stuck in my Head. · 11:35am Jan 22nd, 2018

So I've had this...odd idea for a small fic kicking around in my head for a while, and I may end up writing it soon if it keeps up. I imagine the only people who would enjoy it would be a very particular kind of fucked up, with most everyone else either just skipping it or downvoting it into oblivion.

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Jan
21st
2018

Putting Some Feelers Out · 11:43am Jan 21st, 2018

A friend (and roommate) of mine suggested that maybe I should get into writing commission fics. I find the idea kind of intriguing. I'd get to exercise and sharpen some writing skills by working off a prompt for something I might not think to do otherwise, and someone with an idea but a dearth of writings skills (or just someone who likes my particular style) gets their fic made. There's also the fact that it would simply force me to sit down and write more. Sure, a hefty percentage of

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Nov
9th
2016

God Damnit People. Just...God Fucking Damnit. · 6:46am Nov 9th, 2016

So I'm sitting here on election night with this now nearly depleted bottle of Jack Daniels, wondering what the fuck is wrong with my country (yeah, not hard to guess my political persuasion). Just thought I'd mention that I'll do my best not to put a fucking bullet through my head, if for no other reason than that I'd like to actually finish Heart of Loyalty one day, and I consider it quite rude when authors up and die in the middle of incomplete projects. Still, fuck you America. Just...fuck

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Dec
26th
2015

Christmas Present: A New Chapter at Last! · 10:35am Dec 26th, 2015

Massive new chapter finally posted. Merry Christmas to everyone still reading! Technically I missed the midnight deadline for a a Christmas posting, but that's because I got pulled off to my sister's boyfriends's family's place and then had to deal with the import from Google Docs murdering the formatting as usual.

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Aug
4th
2015

Random Thoughts of Existential Horror / Fic Idea · 12:14pm Aug 4th, 2015

Was browsing through the comments on another story when the issue of character ages in EQG came up. More specifically the fact that extremely long lived (and possibly immortal) characters such as Celestia and Luna exist as presumably mortal characters somewhere in their 30's to 40's in EQG. This prompted a train of thought expressed in the following rambling comment I made.

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Jun
11th
2015

Guess Who Has a Shiny New Masters Degree! · 10:11am Jun 11th, 2015

So my thesis is finally completed, defended, and submitted to the library. I'm done. Graduated with my Masters in Geology. If for some reason you are just dying to read it, you can find it here. Check it out if you're really into lakes, paleoclimatology, or geochemistry.

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