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Pretends to know what they're doing


It seemed like a good idea at the time; I was somewhat dead for one thing. She was offering... that was another thing.

Now I'm stuck with her for as long as we're in this thing together... until my task is complete and until she claims my soul for good.

I've still to work out whether that is still a good idea or not... considering who she is.

Author's Notes: Welcome to a new thing. I totally did not rip the general idea from Black Butler... honest. Except that it'll (hopefully) be done better in this... which isn't going to be hard honestly.

As long as I finish it anyway...

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Do you ever get the feeling that the world is out to get you and you specifically?

I have.

Many, many times.

Author's notes: Stream-of-consciousness story from the perspective of Twilight Sparkle. Don't mind me... just writing strange things again.

Beware the meta.

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A chance encounter between two like-minded individuals turns into something a lot more personal.

Warning: contains innuendo and Tom x Boulder shipping. Blame SomeponyScribbles. Thank him for the picture on the way out.

This is a silly story. It was written as a challenge and contains little-to-no seriousness... or plot... or anything really.

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As if things weren't bad enough for Twilight Sparkle now that she's been told that she's got two days left to live, new problems just seem to keep cropping up all over the place:

She has to tell everyone she knows that she's not going to live two days forth,
She has to set her affairs in order for after she's gone,
Oh... and Rainbow Dash seems to want to talk to her about something.

Twilight has forty-eight hours left to live and that doesn't seem to be changing anytime soon.

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Twilight Sparkle lived a long and happy life, now there's only the matter of what comes afterwards.

Authors Note: Another story out of the way... let the progress train continue!

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Twilight Sparkle has been in Ponyville for just over seven years and is left to do her own research and conduct her own projects by herself. Her very first project seems to be about to boost Equestria several giant leaps into the future, or perhaps it'll only drag Twilight back further.

Authors Note: When writing dark, you can only watch and wonder how deep the rabbit hole can go. Also, this story is written in a different format than others, so it may seem quite odd... Hell, it seems odd to me and I'm writing it.

Hopefully to be updated daily

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In the middle of Winter, three ponies are keeping warm together.

A/N: Written as part of the random polyamory game in the Intelligent Shipping Discussion group.
Cover art taken from the episode: Dragon Quest (Season 2, episode 21).

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You and I?
We've known each other for so long, but I can't quite bring myself to say just what I want to.

Sometimes I think it'd just be better if I stayed on the sidelines and kept looking out at you from afar.

A/N: Many, many thanks to Karrakaz for taking a read of this and giving his feedback.

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Celestia has been playing the long game with Silverhoof, the up-and-coming Director of Energy in the Ministry of Development.

When he makes the first move, Celestia must justify her reaction to the only other pony she's kept close over the long years in Canterlot.

A/N: Written as a side-story to the Winds of Change universe, built by CalmNQuiet. This is set some time after the events of chapter 5 in that story. If you haven't read that, you won't have a clue as to what this is going on about. You have been warned.

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