Someone Wise Once Told Me To Write What's In My Heart So - Blood, Valves And Cholesterol.

Hey you. Yes, you! Are you a fan of ships? Like cute pones doing cute things? Then you've come to the right place. Come in, sit a while, and partake of my stories as I write them.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

It's fanfiction all the way down.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Fabulous, darling.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Me. Take it or leave it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

hi

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I am no one.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.