Occasionally exists.

No minute is Best Minute

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Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source

Very, very "unnice."

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

Brave faces, everyone

Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

There is beauty in the way of things.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Dash some Apples!