Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

How/Why am I still alive?

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

I am never serious.

Music ponies are best ponies.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A fellow traveler...

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Old gamer (paper and pencil days) who enjoys pc gaming. And writing to help keep the creative juices flowing.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

Love to write whatever comes to mind and enjoy Brony stuff.

Welcome! I enjoy writing fictions based upon the the human side of MLP, that both contain normal and erotic content. I hope you enjoy!

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

Writing wrongs.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Cum

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

space is a waste

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about!

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!