I didn't write any of that.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland, and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefor excused from saving any universes today.~HGttG

space is a waste

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

A Day in the Life