First, I want to apologize.

I'm sorry.

Today is just a few days shy of 22 May, and as you probably wouldn't have noticed without this little pointer, that means it's been almost five months since I last updated the one story I've yet got round to publishing, also known as "The only reason you're reading this."

Nearly half a year. Something like that was never supposed to happen.

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Gave Repeat Customers a quick proofread and revision over the last two days, just for spelling/grammar/style etc. since I haven't looked at any of it since publication. Some serious mistakes showed up, but the changes don't merit a reread for those who've finished it. Just looks better now since it was garbage before because I'm a hack fraud conman who never sets enough time aside to do anything properly.

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Well, I might as well use this since I've got it.

I'm not super familiar with Fimfiction etiquette, so when it comes to communicating via author's notes, self-commenting, blogging, etc. (so many choices!) I feel like I've been sat down at a table with a dozen mysterious utensils that look suspiciously like—but couldn't possibly just be—forks, spoons, and knives. For now I think I'll use each for whatever I want, at least until it feels right.

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