I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Let's get high off words

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A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

This is fiction. But it is based...

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Too much to write; too little time

"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

🖤 i eat children 🖤

I'm still alive, probably.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Hush now little children, don't you cry. I wouldn't hurt a fly. I tell you this is true, but sadly I lied to you.

Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Rapists can climb

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

space is a waste

Fuck you cunts! I am better then you!!!!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

time to get off this furry boat

irresistible

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

What a beautiful Sunset.

All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

If you really love something you have to let it go... but not without a fight first!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™