I...I am a monument to all your sins...

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I'm just here to have a good time and write

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Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

beak enthusiast

My only aim, is to entertain!

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Queen of Stories, Weaver of Tales, Master of Fate

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

I have accomplished my halfway point of my goal and am now a halfway decent writer. Thank you to all the friends and fans who support me.

Pulling the puzzles apart.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

More of an Equestria Enthusiast but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

So, what to say here?

And then there's this asshole.

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

What a beautiful Sunset.

"You don't know pain until you crave a conversation with someone who is no longer alive."

I like crossovers

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Founder and Head Writer on Equestrian City Project