If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

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One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Oh. Five years?

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Please, call me Ed. Click here to support!

An amatuer writer with editing experience, my quill is dedicated to exploring the equine condition and entertaining with stories of heroes, villains, triumph and tragedy. Buckle up, everypony.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

I can finally see...but not for long

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

A real lady killer.

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Now I’ve awoken, and I’m taking back control.

Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

“You scared me there, you saucy witch!”

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Hello. Nice to meet you!

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Amateurish fan fiction writer looking to expand to a greater audience beyond FF.net and mostly reposting my stories from there. Hope you enjoy them!

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Not much to say except that I love video games, my favorite series being Star Fox and Mass Effect; reading, sports, etc. I have a separate FanFiction account where more of my stories can be found.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Good at starting giant ideas. Bad at (a) finishing and (b) thinking of finishable things, but hoping to improve.