I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

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What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

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Mostly harmless.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

i'm like, an artist ig

Caw caw?

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Your Alcoholism Made Manifest

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

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I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

Cum

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Everything is awesome!

Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

I’m cuckoo for Coco Pommel!

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Pithy Statement

Trees, birds, bees.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

who needs grammar

Just trying to write and keep my head above the ground.

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." Groucho Marx

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Hysterical. Glacial.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?