Tabarnak

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

How/Why am I still alive?

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

There goes my hero.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

Welcome back to the cum zone

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Welcome to the cum zone

Music ponies are best ponies.

Sure could go for an ice cold racial equality right about now.

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

Professional Mangiacake

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Love makes ghosts of us all.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Professional British bloke

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I've got ponies on the brain.

This Account is inactive. There won't be any more pony stories

I often find myself a victim of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Yet strangely Mary sues aspire to be me...

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

A Plague Rat

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back