I was born, I still live, I have yet to die.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.
A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.
I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.
Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.
I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.
And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.
I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
One man. Some stupidly brilliant ideas. Lots of ponies. Let's do this.
Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.
Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?
Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.
All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.