Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

reconstructing the deconstruction

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

I am an pretty filly.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Just trying to write and keep my head above the ground.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I try to be a friend to everyone I meet

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.