A human wakes up to find that not only has he been altered in species and gender, but that he has also landed halfway across the world from Equestria, in an unfamiliar land.

This is not that story. Not yet, anyway.

A decade in passing and Kaz has gained a reputation as a member of a well-known group of explorers traveling the world. Not once have they set foot on Equestrian soil, and she was content to keep it that way, for her appearance would bring about unwanted attention from a few certain ponies and one certain baby dragon. So what happens when the rest of the group hears of unbelievable tales of Equestria, and decide that it's time they paid a visit?

An impending disaster, that's what.

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For being found very, very guilty of crimes against ponies, Trixie is offered a choice by Luna: one year in prison, or probation and a new job: becoming Appleloosa's new Sheriff.

But the conditions of her parole are steep: Rule One: Thou must Protect the Innocent and Uphold the Law. Rule Two: Thou cannot Lie or Boast about things Thou hast not done. Rule Three: Thou may only use thy magic in discharge of thy duties."

If Trixie fails any of the three conditions, she will go to the Crystal Empire Prison for three years. Now, under the watchful eye of Braeburn, she must adjust to her new life as peacekeeper instead of troublemaker, truth-teller instead of busted boaster, hero instead of villain.

Say goodbye to Trixie Lulamoon. Say howdy to Sheriff Trixie C. Tgap.

(No really, that's her new name. It wasn't her idea.)

Takes place in the same 'universe' as Adorkable Love.' However, timeline wise, it takes place before those events. Season Three, after the main events of Magic Duel, but before the apology at the end.

Cover Art by: wackedoutpet

Edited by: Admiral Hoofsome (1st Pass) and SpaceCommie (2nd Pass)

Pre-Read and General Advice Giving by: Cola Bubble Gum

Note: Mainly an adventure with comedic beats, but also dark because there will be some grim elements. It's a Western, and some times ponies get roughed up in the West. Bloody and bruised, but nothing beyond a PG-13.

One thousand years ago, Nightmare Moon overpowered Celestia and banished her to the sun. As dictator of Equestria she's come to a slow eventual conclusion. She needs someone in charge of relations. And, like any good dictator would do with a undesirable job, she outsourced it.

Rainbow Dash flies east.

Maria Mohar writes MLP fan fiction. Then, one fateful day, she finds herself in the world she had only dreamed of visiting. And now, she finds herself in love with her favorite character, Discord. As terrible as this summary might sound, it's a rollercoaster of emotion, and balances on the verge between Fiction and Reality. I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. (Edit: This is partially inspired by Bride Of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364)

After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?

Currently rewriting first eight chapters and editing the rest of the story. Plot will be fundamentally the same, just the quality will significantly increase. There will be some story and character changes.

As of right now the story ramps in quality with some bumps due to edits.

When Carrot Top discovers that her coltfriend is cheating on her, her first reaction is to kick him to next Monday. The fact that at the moment her coltfriend is attending Blueblood's birthday party doesn't seem to convince her otherwise.

The good news, her friends are all there to get her out of trouble.

The bad news, her friends are all a bunch of sociopaths.

Proofreading by:

• The-baas
• Rainshine
• Selbi (Chapter 2 onwards)
• Neko Majin C