;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Sleep-deprived Shining Armor gives his lil' magpie a delightfully shiny set of keys. One day, she'll learn what being a guard means. For now-something out of the metallic bunch has caught her eye-dad's armor looks the best. Shining's armor-is shiny!
The Second Age Of Unity is still coming up with historical firsts. For example, Izzy represents the only time when most of a city took out a restraining order.
Flurry understands that most first-time parents can be somewhat obsessive about documenting their filly's early years. She still thinks her father may have taken things a little too far.
Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara have been dating for over a month. Diamond has finally decided to come out to her parents in a well thought out and elaborate plan, Apple Bloom has other ideas.
Doing laundry is always a chore, and sometimes I envied my pony neighbor for rarely having to do laundry. Until I found out she wasn't allowed to wash her blankets.
Chipotle, an upscale Taco Bell that might come with a side of worms, as Twilight discovers. Luckily, there's medicine to fix that. Unluckily, well. . .
After returning from the moon, Luna discovers the wonderful new invention of coffee. Naturally, she takes it way too far and loses her mind. Or maybe she finally sees things as they really are.
Hey, I'm just an average guy leading an average life. Well, I was up until being transported to a weirdo magical world. Now, I'll find my way back or die trying; either option would be better than staying in this female-infested place. - RGRE
Twilight and Shining go home for the holidays. They have been Nice all year. But back together again under the same roof for Hearth's Warming, some Naughty old habits... die hard.
Fluffy Yakutian Horse from egalitarian culture visits RGRE Equestria and gets harassed because of culture clash. Inspired by "The Long and Short of It" by SQA
So you're the mysterious, previously-unsuspected seventh Element of Harmony? What a coincidence! So is everypony else in this holding cell! And for every fake, there's a story...
Applejack will always support Braeburn living his best life, no matter what. She just has a few concerns about his new boyfriend, that's all. Specifically, his giant tyrannical warlord boyfriend who's definitely supposed to be dead right now.
Sunburst was the official crystaler. It was his job to help care for the young princess, and he had grown used to and even enjoyed the task. It was a pity, if one asked Flurry Heart, that he lacked a little trait that'd make him the best foalsitter.
Cadance and Twilight suspect that Anon might actually have a special somepony this Hearts and Hooves Day, and they're determined to prove he doesn't. Anon didn't know it was a secret.
As much as you love Luna and try to respect her hobbies, her habits as of late have been... less than healthy. It's time to drag her back to reality, whether she likes it or not.
Flurry Heart is a grown mare (16 years old) now, MOM! Her parents just don't get it. At least Uncle Anon is here to listen to her... for better or for worse.
You've heard the story before, right? The guy who wakes up as Twilight Sparkle one day in Ponyville and has to adapt.Well what about if his younger sister accompanied him as Spike, and he knows next-to-nothing about the show whilst she's a crazy fan?
After decades of silent suffering, an unexpected event causes Luna to reach her breaking point much sooner. Instead of embracing her inner darkness, she makes a very different decision that will change her life in unimaginable ways.
Twilight gets an unexpected visit from a very peculiar filly. This strange pony will make the young princess question everything she thought about a certain little villain, and whether or not she truly made the right choice after they defeated her.
When Nightmare Moon took over, Equestria was plunged into darkness by her corrupted creatures. Applejack's found work hunting these creatures. That was until the course of her life changed when she recognized one of them... as a friend?
For some reason, Twilight and Rainbow Dash's friends think they're dating even if they show absolutely no signs of doing so! They were just really close friends...
When Princess Twilight Sparkle hears rumors of a dark cult centered around worship of her, she asks her mentor for advice. The answers are not what she expected.
If there's something Daring Do hates, it's fancy Hearth's Warming parties. If there's something Daring Do loves, it's saving the world. Combine the two, watch how long she lasts.
Applejack and Rarity were in Canterlot to have some tea and relax. Instead, they have to try to get Autumn out of prison for something she claims was an accident. You probably know how this is going to go down.
Old Gob isn't just selling dubiously enchanted items, he's selling an experience. Unfortunately, it's not an experience Twilight and her friends particularly wanted.