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JeSuisLaPorte


T'as pas compris, laisse-moi t'expliquer. Je ferme pas la porte, c'est moi la porte! Je suis le gars des portes. Je porte la porte. Oui, j'ai un business de porte à porte.

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Jon and Eugene, two lifelong friends since childhood both share a love for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. One day, as they were watching an episode, something strange happened. Discord broke the fourth wall, but not in the expected way.

Now, they are stuck in another world. They are not the same age, not the same gender anymore, nor are their bodies even human.

A terrifying situation. Lost in the woods all by themselves, without any to tether them to their previous life. But, they do have one thing; fantasies. And now, the means to act upon them.

It will be a friendly competition, to see who can earn Fluttershy's adoration.

Sex tag is for some of our more questionnable remarks. We don't know if this story will ever get bumped up to mature. We only have a vague idea of how things will play out.


This story is a collaboration between me and my best friend who wishes to remain Anonymous. (Holy shit, the real Anon?). It was my idea to write this together, so expect it to be different from my usual stuff. I just never thought we'd actually do it, so... here goes.

Note: Wow, can't believe we're on the featured list. I was honestly not expecting a good reception, considering the bizarre shit in this story.
Eugene (The Fluttershy Enjoyer) Note: What the fuck is wrong with y'all?

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 35 )

Well this is certainly kinda unique for a story. I'll be following it, see where it goes!

Excellent travail!

Fun if weird story, keep it up. Not usually into TG stuff but it could be worth reading further.

A random pony story. Somebody's gonna love it.

I'm a fan of good fillyanon stories, so I'll keep an eye on this. I feel it might go a bit too far into the creep zone. Probably will find out next chapter.

I normally hate Tranny stories but I actually enjoyed this for once.

its cute
its fifthly
its stupid
what is there more to love

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Fluttershy's pussy


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I also kinda like Anon filly, which is why I proposed the idea to my friend. And yeah, looking back at it, it does feel a little creepy at times. We honestly don't know how far we'll push the enveloppe, maybe not hard enough to go into M territory. We'll see.


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Thanks! It was a blast writing this with my best pal even though I'll be the first to admit it's far from my best work. It's mostly going to be a side project we'll work on when we feel like it.


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It is pretty weird! More often than not, I let my friend say or do something and then I work out the rest to form a coherent narrative. It's mostly going to be a silly little thing we do for fun unlike my other stories where I have a bigger picture in mind from the get go.

“Yippee!” The two fillies shouted out of excitement, hoof bumping. They had achieved the ultimate victory for now, to sleep with Fluttershy. But they could still do more. In due time, they know they can go farther than that.

Can they author? Can they though?

At that the end of that sentence, Jon and Eugene stared intensely, knowing that a friendly competition between them had just begun. A battle for Fluttershy’s affection. Blood and cum are the name of the game.

... What the fuck, and are you really going to turn her into a filly pedo? Because, I'm dead serious here, don't puss out if you want that

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Nuh uh. We're not going to go further than that, it's just the protagonist's thoughts being narrated.


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No, we're the perverted ones here, not Fluttershy. She's as innocent as ever. Plus, I don't remember putting the cum in that sentence. Must have been Eugene...

I can't wait for these two to meet Discord. :rainbowlaugh:

I was meh about this story just being a clop fic, but the ending of the chapter was interesting with the growing drift between the two about how they should treat Fluttershy which has been pretty shitty at the moment. the introduction of Sex ed part was interesting as this pony society don't have any of the usual wester hang-up about and are pretty open despite being more modest on the matter, I am assuming that ponies have a rutting season once a years, and have contraceptive spells to avoid any unwanted pregnancies, so I would say it's mostly save. I wonder who they would try to have sex with among the colts of the school, I am sure they will discover something new about themselves in their change of bodies. And I wonder how soon it will get through their thick skull that they aren't in Equestria just temporarily and will have to contemplate being there for the foreseeable future.

Bo stretched her limbs, cringing at the pain. Nevertheless, she smiled upon seeing the feeble act of her friend. “Don’t be such a baby, ribs grow back.” She turned to Fluttershy. “No, they don’t.”

reference lol

These two really give off Beavis and Butthead energy.

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Considering this story currently takes place in season 2, we thought to maybe do a time-skip at some point to season 3 since it will be fun to have Discord around with Fluttershy. A bigger competition for her attention.


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Maybe there will be a clop scene or two in there, that we're unsure when and how it will happen. And yes, we are going to mostly follow a horse's estrus cycle for this story. It's much more interesting than applying human characteristics to the ponies! We have some absolutely cursed endings planned, too many in fact, which while funny, I don't know if it will be received well at all 'cause they kinda undermine everything but are hilarious nonetheless. Anyhow, let us see how this story is going to progress. It's one hell of a ride for my friend and I.

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You could always make "what if" chapters for the cursed endings.

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Bo stretched her limbs, cringing at the pain. Nevertheless, she smiled upon seeing the feeble act of her friend. “Don’t be such a baby, ribs grow back.” She turned to Fluttershy. “No, they don’t.”

Time to practice medicine

These two anons are the worst actors. They’re going to get in so much trouble. :trixieshiftright:

Poor Fluttershy is going to be desperate for foalsitters. I’ve a feeling these two are going to get passed around just so she can have a break.

Can’t wait for them to meet the CMCs! …those poor fillies.

I am honestly surprised that Fluttershy didn't had a mental breakdown with those two, and just didn't drop the two of them on Townhall and wash herself for any responsibilities. I am expecting she will snap at some point and finally use the stare on them to get them to shut their mouths.

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Seeing as this takes place after the Discord episodes of Season 2, Fluttershy isn't really assertive yet which might explain why she puts up with their bullshit for so long. She's really going to need some help to handle these two (not) fillies!

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I would wonder how they will react when discord moves in and take on the role of 'daddy' in the family unit. Somehow too much of a good ting or 'you get what you wish for' and 'ironic twist' comes to mind.

“So, you choose the Quagmire option?” Jon followed, unsurprised. “Okay, but what if you can choose to free her. And if you free her, she will marry you. What would you do?”

“Ok, I guess. But let’s that keep it between us, ok? Alright, let’s head out.

Edit 3/4/2024:

You don’t even have a dick anymore!

The kind mare stayed in the middle, so that her warmth could spread to each of the girls.

The way the galloped was off, uncoordinated.

“What do you mean it's just soup? Do we have something else after that? Like a T-bone steak, or a cheeseburger you know?”

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Edit 3/4/2024:

if we will be beaten again by those meanie little ponies...

intentionally. “Don’t you know who she is? Don’t even dare touching her with ya filthy and disgusting little hooves!”

“Oh ... That’s ok, I knew I should’ve fully eaten my soup.”

Poh felt her body slowly heating up. “Yeah, you’re right,

Being a pet for her for a day?

“Um, as you can see;

“Goodnight, sleepy heads. I will cook you some pancakes tomorrow!”

In a future chapter can you make the anon with wings fold her wings to look like she’s giving the middle finger?

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It is a funny image. I'll consider it!

“You gotta be fucking kidding me.” Bo facehoofed. “Yeah, I’ll have some Ponytella on my pancakes.” the filly affirmed, cringing internally at the mere pronunciation of this word. ——)”How about you, Eu-Poh.”

On their way, Fluttershy stopped by the orchard to see a close friend, one that the two fillies already knew much to her ignorance.

Bo Peep smiled, leaning over to her friend. “Bring a giant cross, dude. We’re gonna crucify someone.” Turning back to Apple Bloom. “Okay, we’ll join your cult.”

:rainbowlaugh:

Poh cocked her head back, staring intensely at the earth pony. “Hm-hm yeah, don’t take us for fools, you fool.(——“

I pity the fool!

Each individual strand could be bent like a finger and that gave her an idea. Using her newly acquired ability, she gave Apple Bloom the bird, smirking.

:rainbowlaugh: HA HA SHE DID IT!!!

Yeah Bo is probably my favorite.

:rainbowlaugh: did the thing

nice chapter, wonder what happend to the one of them to suddenly change her pottymouth

I got I the impression that Fluttershy really didn’t have an appointment with the zoo. She just needed the day off. :rainbowderp:

Poor Apple Bloom. :applecry: She had a rough day.

“I’m not gay.”

"That's not a question." Replied Jean-Augustin.

And what if nopony thinks it’s a good idea for those two to go anywhere in public let alone near the capital of the country?

Also, how was the human tool cast into pony land?

This dog-thing is weird. I thought it was going to be a changeling when it stood up…

Poor Rarity. Maybe Fluttershy should have found a pony experienced with corporal correction? Applejack?

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