T'as pas compris, laisse-moi t'expliquer. Je ferme pas la porte, c'est moi la porte! Je suis le gars des portes. Je porte la porte. Oui, j'ai un business de porte à porte.
After being caught cheating, Discord is dared by Spike to spend an entire week in the human world. Sounds easy, until he realises that he can't use his magic as a human.
To compensate, he somehow got a job at Canterlot High as a teacher, meaning he shall still remain in a position of power. With this newfound power, he'll have a little fun while the days pass...
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this is gonna be fun.
I may need that.
Shadow realm?
I just realized something. In the first equestria girls movie sunset taunted twilight about not knowing how equestrian magic in the human world, right?
So many questions that were never answered.
Did they quit?
Isn’t that how the school was taken over?
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No, she taunted Twilight for not knowing what would happen when you bring an element of harmony into the human world. Though, the issue with that is how would she know about that? I doubt there are other worlds where ponies have done so for it to be known. Another question is why would the crown turn her into a demon. Seems like the opposite of what an element of harmony would do. Oh, right, because there has to be a huge showdown in your forced contrived movie. Like you said Equestria girls is filled with unanswered questions. Questions that I doubt would actually have good answers even if they were answered, but I digress.
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Was it also ever explained how the crown brainwashed her?
This is an unfair button to press.
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I don’t get it.
Oh dear, Rainbow as teh Dashing Rogue getting clocked by an attack of opportunity? Angle bunny is laughing at her.
As for Pinkie?
Discord hasnt noticed her standing behind him yet?
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It's a Persona 5 reference.
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Oh ok
Discord the plushie?
Couldve been worse.
They couldve just,
Lampshaded him.
As for the manager and music thing, theres only a few episodes of Top Of The Pops that can be broadcast these days.
Sunset: Why? After all the magicial events we all went through by this point they shouldn't bat an eye anymore and likely will just shurg it off like it's an average Tuesday.
Twilight:.... Fair enough I guess.
DIscord: Bullshit! You told me directly to my face you girls can only use your powers through music, implying this story takes place before the fourth film and now you have your geodes all of the sudden! I don't know who I am angrier at you Sunset or the writer for not thinking this through better.
Pinkie: Great, another person capable of breaking the fourth wall.
Recess isn't after lunch but after class after lunch? Yeah, the classroom scene should have taken place before the lunchroom scene.
Also, I just realized something. Are you going to cover the weekend and if so how are you going to do it?
at lest Discord is better then a Minion. those things are every where as plushes.
That’s understandable.
How could you forget to mention a magical item around around your neck?
Now you know how celestia felt with you.
All I heard was buffet.
Oh the irony.
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The MLP staff have a lot of explaining to do.
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No, the author does, though I was mostly just poking fun at these little issues in a hopefully funny way. Nothing too serious for the most part.
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Oh yeah. Good Point.
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Yes, I am going to cover the weekend too. They'll perhaps go to an amusement park for this portion but that remains to be seen, 'cause I'm pretty much just making things up as I go, which is also why there are some inconsistencies between chapter 1 and 2, though I'll try to keep things more consistent from now on.
Wait, discord might be on to something.
Oh boy.
Honestly, he’s not wrong.
Can you even count that as a punishment?
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That probably isn't really much of a punishment, but it's funny to imagine it.
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True
Wouldn't the schools have provided their own laptops though, or simply have them do that class in a computer lab? Seems unfair and unreasonable for a school to expect the students to have their own laptops. What if it's a poor family that could barely afford to live and don't have any extra cash to afford a laptop that they don't need. Shit out of luck?
Was it human Pinkie or Pony Pinkie, or did they both plotted to do it together?
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It wouldn't surprise me if they were both in on the plan, seeing as they frequently exchange places without anybody noticing.
'Cause to refute that would mean that Pinkie somehow has the ability to teleport, and that is kind of terrifying to imagine her with that power...
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Pinkie doesnt need to teleport, she is already in every location she needs to be.
Waiiitiiing.
To say nothing of what comes up when searching for "portal to Equestria"...
For what it's worth, "Spring Breakdown" featured a naturally occurring portal to Equestria, but it was on some uninhabited island in the middle of nowhere. Having Discord desperately try to find it could be amusing.
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You'd think they'd at least have outlets.
And if required, Maud can make as many Pinkie clones as required using the Mirror Pool in her bathroom.
I don't believe it he was right about pinkie and twilight would freak if she knew pinkie had been using the mirror.
Seriously? That’s farfetched?
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Okay, maybe not entirely far-fetched, but it is unlikely that there's a mirror pool somewhere in Canterlot City... Well, who knows. Maybe there is one and Pinkie's aware of it.
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Isn’t there a quick sand portal that leads to equestria?
............ this stunt Pinkie pulled explains so much yet so little at the same time.
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And that's the beauty of Pinkie Pie
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in more ways then one. now i need a drink.
Discord gonna pull a Robot Salsa so hard he creates the Roomba?
That's the thing. If anyone can do it it has to be Discord himself. Powers or not I feel he should be able to. Don't know if it's bad writing he somehow can't here, or just us the fandom giving her too much power that she can even confound the lord of chaos himself. Well, nice to see my little joke of a comment turned into a chapter at any rate.
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Maybe a little bit of both.
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Perhaps. Now that I have reflected more on this and thought about it, I guess my conclusion is that it's more on Discord relying on his powers as a crutch even more than one would at first realize and without them he is slipping while in the human world, though who knows. Perhaps, Pinkie could still best him even back home. In fact I can imagine this scene playing out as a nice little twist at the end.
Discord: Well I am back and it's great to finally have my powers again!
Pinkie: It's great to have you back Discord, so we can play again. Hopefully we can have as much fun as my human counterpart had with you four days ago.
Discord: What? How did you know about that?
Pinkie: Because silly we both actually had fun with you on that day.
DIscord: Wait, so I was right, but... Wait, I though you couldn't say because of a pinkie promise?
Pinkie: That's just my human counterpart. I had her promise me she wouldn't say anything, since she is the one mostly there. We had fun switching places. Sorry about ratting you out, but Spike put me up to it.
Discord: He did!?
Spike: All I did was suggest she could help spice things up for you while there, since I figured without your powers it will help keep things more chaotic for you.
Discord: Well played the two of you. Now I want nothing more than to get back to having my powers and being with Fluttershy. My Fluttershy.
Discord popped so many moves, pop popped his back?
Even though I don't what they want to tell him the fact they chose during the noisy dance doesn't say anything good.
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He did in fact bust down senile style.
Four zombie pirates? I wonder which glowing moss lined swamp hole Cabaleron and co fell into this time?
Pity Spike the dog doesnt have a dragon nose for treasure hoardes.
Well at least Discord doesn't know anything about humans and never got a chance to go to the human world, despite being the Lord of Chaos that can bend reality.
Why not chem or phys? Or math. All of them have concept of entropy.
Yeah, sure. It's like they didn't see destroyed school entrance. Or like they didn't see magical ponyland and nearly falled there during Twilight's rampage.
They are used to seeing Princess Celestia around children like Granny Smith
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Kinda didn't think this through at first...
She’s not wrong.
Poor Derpy
I wanna hug derpy.
Didn’t he try that with sunset?
Do they consider him a friend?
That actually makes me wonder how the parents feel.
Why not just use magic?
Damn, calling out the EQG fandom.
Did she?
I still don’t understand magic in the human world. The fandom doesn’t help, either.
I get the reference.
Ok, they do not deserve those geodes. If I had one I would keep it on me 24/7.
Wasn’t she there?
Watch where you step.
Can’t they just get new ones? I may not understand magic in the human world, but I’m sure they could just get powers from the crack in the statue.
Did she?
Since when?
Time to leave.