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Rainbow Dash has been sent to the principal's office, yet nobody knows why. As theories emerge and gossip spreads throughout the halls, the students of Canterlot High spiral into chaos as they work toward a common goal: finding the truth.

A story told through texts, emails, and other media.

Additional tags: Lyra, Bon Bon, Sandalwood, Micro Chips, Flash Sentry, Zephyr Breeze.

Chapters (16)
Comments ( 194 )

Oh boy. I figured that's what the conclusion of the chapter would be, because of course that's what people would think. XD

Time for your typical YouTube comment
Me: Reads the story description
Also me: but y tho

Pinkie's messages made me laugh. XD

FYI, I think you want to tag this with Equestria Girls, not FiM.

Very intriguing and funny. Looking forward to more.

Well now! This is certainly an interesting idea for telling a story! Nothing but outsider reactions as expressed through text/email! Iā€™m gonna keep an eye on this; because Iā€™m actually as invested in finding the truth as the characters are!

This is hilarious!


Ahh....:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Classic aria!

BTW: I am COMPLETELY addicted to this story! I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!

Before I read this, I must know: Do we get a reason why Rainbow's friends don't just ask her why this keeps happening to her?

Yes. They do ask her, several times, but she never gives them a solid, clear answer.

Hmm, seems like a prime candidate for the Mystery tag, but I'd understand if you don't want to overload the tags.

Nevertheless, please continue.

They only let you put three blue tags, and I personally felt like "Drama" fit the story a little better, so I went with that. Mystery certainly does apply though.

Someone call Mulder and Scully to Canterlot High STAT!

I'm digging how this scenario is making the whole school crazy. No drama like high school drama, amirite?

WoW, seriously, who put a hidden camera in the chair, scratch that, how the hell do you hide a camera atop of the chair? is it like a nano camera or something XD.

This is some quality epistolary storytelling. Diamond Tiara really stands out; I love how she finds new heroes on a daily basis and is prepared to ensure her magical well-being through legal action. Eagerly looking forward to learning the truth.

This just keeps getting better and better. The ending from Aria was just perfect. :rainbowlaugh:

Micro Chips, why in God's name would you think to hide a camera there? :facehoof:

I'm really loving this story, I just keep getting a kick out of each and every installment. I wonder what the latest twist and turn will be in the students' obsessive quest for "the truth!" XD

What's Tank thinks of this?

I think I know what's going on: Rainbow Dash couldn't work with all her friends in the same classes, so she wanted to do her homework in the principal's office instead. She is to embarrassed to tell her friends.

But the awfulness didn't stop there. Since we all skipped homeroom, Miss Cheerliee and Mr. Doodle went looking for us. And when came to the gym and saw what we were doing, well, let's just say it wasn't pretty. There was a lot of yelling about "boundaries" and "an invasion of privacy" and "student misconduct," none of which I really listened to, to be completely honest. Basically, they're going to talk to Principal Celestia, and on Monday we're going to have yet another assembly about the dangers of gossip and "controlling our impulses". Yawn . The Great and Powerful Trixie does not have time for such infantile conversations when the truth is out there, waiting to be discovered!

Looks like the Teachers are unaware of the Streisand Effect. Their attempts to suppress this are only going to make things worse until they come clean. I suspect by the end of next week the entire school district will be wondering about this, including people they can't tell to mind their own business.

šŸ˜‚ This just keeps getting better!

I'm just as frustrated as the students, and I'm pretty sure that was intentional. XP

UGH, I HATE not knowing!

And while I don't fully expect it, part of me is thinking that this is going to wind up being something that Dash thought was embarrassing but is actually really mundane and anticlimactic.

I really dig the messaging format of the story.

"Button spy camera" real things, look them up. Used to pass by a store that specialized in such things at one of the local malls.

My Running Theories:

1. Rainbow Dash is making up assignments so she's eligible for sports and Celestia is letting her because she knows how much sports mean to her.

2. Celestia's helping Rainbow apply for a college of some kind, whether it's academic or the application process itself, I'm not sure.

This is getting out of hand.

That last message...šŸ˜‚

Oh dear, that last message... :rainbowlaugh:

It's like Mother always says: it's not good to associate yourself with problematic people.

Careful, Diamond. That kind of advice could be taken several directions...

Also, the plot thickens. This will reach the boiling point soon.

When Pinkie says there is an emergency, you KNOW it's an emergency

Aria... I love you... but you're not helping... AT ALL!

What is Rainbow planning?

but Captain Planet thinks she's been chosen for some elite sports gig out of school.

Great, now I have the theme song stuck in my head

She was... Supposed to?
What did you expect?

But she said delete the number!

This just keeps getting better!:rainbowlaugh:

This will take time, and hopefully it get 500 chapters, but probably not XD, still, waiting for next chapter.

I'm thinking outside Micro Chips' door is probably this sound:

Definitely not 500, but I've got a couple more planned :raritywink:

Could you do a text message from EQG Fluffle Puff?

To: Rarity
From: Fluttershy

It's okay, Fluttershy, you needn't worry about Zephyr. I'm sure Principal Celestia will knock some sense into him at that dreadful assembly tomorrow morning. Although, one thing, darling, you don't need to type "um" in your text messages. Most people try not to show any signs of hesitation when they text. No, most hesitation comes before and after you hit send.

Anyway, see you tomorrow, lovely!

You mixed up the sender and receiver on this message.
Still have my attention and curiosity.

Thank you so much! It's been fixed!

Even Luna doesn't know? The plot's thickened so much, it's practically bulletproof. I'm not sure how much more the madness can escalate, but I'm looking forward to finding out.

so Luna doesn't know what's going on either, eh? :duck:

and yeah Micro Chips, you may want to skip town.:rainbowlaugh:

Oh my God... Diamond Tiara, you really done it this time... :facehoof:

Sometimes you need to lance the boil. Unfortunately, Diamond Tiara chose to nuke it from orbit. At least no one's accusing Sunset. We'll see what happens when the smoke clears.

Also, I am convinced that Silver Spoon has spent the better part of the last week sick in bed.

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