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I'm your not-so-average Unit Armorer in the US Army. Here's how my life goes: "Your weapon is still dirty". Also, I like guns.

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Luna is the small-chested princess. The petite princess. Celestia's big, beautiful chest floof drives everyone wild, but Luna plans to overtake her sister at last. All she needs is a discreet clinic capable of a simple procedure:

A floof job.

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We, the ponies of New Canterlot, do hereby dissolve the position of Monarch of Equestria, stripping it of all rights and privileges, effective immediately.


Second place in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Event 100 contest. The prompt was "A Worthy End."

Cover art by the delightful Snow Quill.

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After a frightening conversation with her dad Firelight, Starlight Glimmer turns to Twilight for advice. The tale Twilight spins in response contains time travel, machine cults, and the very disturbing identity of Starlight's mother.

EDIT: Featured day of posting, 7/21/20! #3...how far will it go!? *GASP* #2!
EDIT: #1 very early Hours of 7/22 :D
EDIT: AUDIO READING by StraighttothePointStudios!

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A magical accident has a human end up in Equestria in the form of a unicorn.


Warning, Spoilers in comment section.

Cover art by: Sipioc

AN// All thanks to the people over at spacebattles.com for betaing.


Sequel can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/306592/normal-life

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Bill (local human) and Celestia (local horse) are very close friends. Very, very close. So close it's gratingly obvious that they both plainly want to be even closer still, but despite Celestia's best efforts Bill remains utterly incapable of grasping that this is the direction that they both want it to go in.

Her latest scheme is more direct than those before it, but can it hope to work?

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This story is a sequel to How to Catch a Twilight


Dom's latest prank with Rainbow Dash on Twilight almost resulted in him getting obliterated by magic, which you'd think would be a lesson learned. You thought very wrong. Dom and Rainbow Dash decide that it's Fluttershy's turn to be pranked, but their method of doing so might prove more than unorthodox and quite...disturbing.

Fluttershy might be easy pickings, but the duo's idea of a joke might leave her with mental scars more than anything else.

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This story is a sequel to How To Catch An Applejack


After a night of drinking led to Dom and Rainbow Dash making a childish bet over Dom being able to catch Applejack with one of her own apples, proven to be a successful bet, Dom once more challenges Rainbow Dash - this time, he seeks to capture Twilight Sparkle, the local library owner and bookworm. What better bait to capture a nerdy little unicorn than a very special item that's been on her wishlist to add to her collection?

Who will win this bet; Dom or Rainbow Dash? Let's find out!

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Featured: 30/06/2020 - 02/07/2020 ❤️

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Dom and Rainbow Dash always hang out on weekends, but during one night of drinking in a tavern, Dom drunkenly claims that he can catch Applejack with one of her own apples. Rainbow Dash decides to challenge him and makes a wager of her own, but, in the end, there can be only one winner, and Dom is going to do whatever it takes to prove her wrong.

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FEATURED 15TH NOVEMBER! Thanks a bunch, peeps! :rainbowkiss:💛

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Missions and Bearer responsibilities can mean spending a lot of time away from loved ones, and that's one of the reasons Rainbow has brought Tank (the most awesome pet ever!) along with her to the Trottingham fair. Sure, she'll be stuck at the Meet A Wonderbolt booth for the whole weekend while the rest of the team actually does stuff, but at least she'll have company. And since being at the booth gives her the chance to sleep in, Tank can just use his rotor to go out and grab her some breakfast. Besides, even if something happens to go wrong along the way like, say, having the rotor leaking glow, it'll all work out. Ponyville's perfectly used to this sort of thing.

This isn't Ponyville.

And Trottingham's residents can be a little... off.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

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A brief recollection of the series of events which took place before and after Applejack smacked Strawberry Sunrise upside the head with a stool.

SEQUEL: Strawbe-Retract This
READINGS: Get Strawbe-Wrecked | Strawbe-Rematch and Strawbe-Retract This

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