Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.

Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.

If you have any ideas, suggestions, or reminders that my writing is bad and I should feel bad, please put them here.

COMPULSORY PREFACE

(This Means You)

This slim volume, comprising no more or less than three pages – acid-free, previously-white A4 paper – is the first and, therefore, the only Memorable History of the Equestrian State Railways, because all the History that the reader should remember is in this book, which is the result of years of research in clubs, pubs, and tubs, etc..

As such, it must be understood by the reader that this volume is inestimably, irreducibly, irredeemably essential. A quiz can be found at the end of this volume to ensure that the salient points of this work have been entirely forgotten.

PRESS OPINIONS

'...Helpfully uninformative...' MIFFiction Review of Review of Reviews

'...This volume's greatest strength is its brevity...' - Equestria Every-Other-Daily

'...Not enough rocks...' - M. Pie. PhR

(Please note that the quiz has been removed at the insistence of the editors, who do not wish to overexert the mental capabilities of the reader with a five-question quiz. Your gratitude has been duly noted.)

This story is just one of the many stops on the Monorail! The event's theme is "trains". For a full list of content, click HERE! This is the 8th stop, but be sure to check out the others!

The previous stop was Celestia Only Knows Sad Songs by Nonchalant.

You're more than welcome to write your own addition, the only requirement is rail transport as a major plot element or location. Have fun!

This story is a sequel to How To Catch An Applejack

After a night of drinking led to Dom and Rainbow Dash making a childish bet over Dom being able to catch Applejack with one of her own apples, proven to be a successful bet, Dom once more challenges Rainbow Dash - this time, he seeks to capture Twilight Sparkle, the local library owner and bookworm. What better bait to capture a nerdy little unicorn than a very special item that's been on her wishlist to add to her collection?

Who will win this bet; Dom or Rainbow Dash? Let's find out!

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Featured: 30/06/2020 - 02/07/2020 ❤️

Following a review of her Royal Guards, Celestia decides that some changes are in order.

Afterall, the castle could always use more cleaning staff...

Inspired by the series of images by Skitterpone.

Applejack has never missed a meal on purpose before, let alone a Pie Day dinner – that glorious day of the week serving Granny's famed hot, fresh apple pie. So why was Applejack absent at the dining table today, of all days? Little does the rest of the family know, Applejack's a lot closer than they think – she's in her bedroom, nervously pacing around and building up the courage to perform the single hardest thing she's ever done.

What is this herculean task that not even Applejack can overcome?

Being honest…

Editors' credit goes to: ping111, NotMurphy, John Perry, and Distaff Pope

Cover art used with permission by MuffinExplosion

Rated Teen for light sexual references.
Featured on Equestria Daily 9-19-2013

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The rents almost due and Anonymous the human is in need of some fast cash, so a friend recommends the illustrious Spoon family as an option to look into. And that option turns out to be watching over the only daughter to the wealthy family: Silver. And Silver Spoon is more than a little haughty...

This story is a sequel to You're Not Fine

Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give.
Maybe it's time to start giving back.

Suri Polomare had every reason to be confident. A little theft here, a little deception there, and Fashion Week was as good as hers.

Too bad she didn't think about the long-pressured conscience of a certain timid assistant.

Inspired by the artwork of muffinshire.

Edit: So I've been told this story was featured. That's fantastic and I love you all for it. For srs.

This story is a sequel to A Kirin In Cardboard

After having learned of the joys and amazing potential of Cardboard Boxes for herself, Autumn Blaze decides that she must share this discovery with her village.

It ends with a declaration of war.

Written for the Quills & Sofa's "Expanding Universes" Prequels and Sequels event. This story is my extension on the original story A Kirin in Cardboard by TheLegendaryBillCipher. While reading Bill's story is not necessary to understand this one, it will provide some measure of context and you should just read it regardless because it is quite good.

Thank you to, basically everyone on the Q&S server for feedback, proofreading, and editing.

You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!