COMPULSORY PREFACE

(This Means You)

This slim volume, comprising no more or less than three pages – acid-free, previously-white A4 paper – is the first and, therefore, the only Memorable History of the Equestrian State Railways, because all the History that the reader should remember is in this book, which is the result of years of research in clubs, pubs, and tubs, etc..

As such, it must be understood by the reader that this volume is inestimably, irreducibly, irredeemably essential. A quiz can be found at the end of this volume to ensure that the salient points of this work have been entirely forgotten.

PRESS OPINIONS

'...Helpfully uninformative...' MIFFiction Review of Review of Reviews

'...This volume's greatest strength is its brevity...' - Equestria Every-Other-Daily

'...Not enough rocks...' - M. Pie. PhR

(Please note that the quiz has been removed at the insistence of the editors, who do not wish to overexert the mental capabilities of the reader with a five-question quiz. Your gratitude has been duly noted.)

This story is just one of the many stops on the Monorail! The event's theme is "trains". For a full list of content, click HERE! This is the 8th stop, but be sure to check out the others!

The previous stop was Celestia Only Knows Sad Songs by Nonchalant.

You're more than welcome to write your own addition, the only requirement is rail transport as a major plot element or location. Have fun!