I'm A Euphemism For Disaster...

When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

I write horsewords for RGRE

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

So, what to say here?

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Average Nobody

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

We don’t call it a comeback.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Tired always.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Connection Status: Disconnected

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

...*squeak*

I'll erase it and rewrite it with nonsensical surrealism and an overwhelming sense of presence. I'm also on YouTube and Tumblr (same username).

My lifelong dream is to marry a pretzel.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

space is a waste

This profile will self-destruct in five minutes.

God, I'm so sorry.