The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Nope

Only mostly dead.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Not a changeling.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

tacos is the new muffins!

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

My name is CassandraMyOCisBestpony. I chose that name after I invented the OC named Cassandra. She is long lost sister to the princess, and the seventh element of harmony. My OC, don't steal.

I love fluttercord way too much.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who can know binary, and those who don't

Christian brony who loves writing superpowers and emotional depths.

I like writing and music

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Forget not that I am a derp.