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Jul

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2018

Absinthe Part II · 1:32am Jul 3rd, 2018

SWEET MUTTERFICKERS!

2 glasses of absinthe is like taking 5 shots if you drink it too quickly...

I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm not prepared for the imminent cottonmouth.

Report LayTheBlackToRest · 191 views · #Absinthe #bipolar #poor decisions #depression #booze #green fairy #midget horses

EThe Tragedy of Prince Sombra
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Tragedy
Princess Cadence sends a letter to her fellow princesses regarding the history of the Crystal Heart and Sombra's tragedy.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
King Sombra
LayTheBlackToRest · 2.7k words · 14 1 · 1k views

THoof-Holding Degenerate
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
Princess Cadence brings a human from earth to be a 'Love Therapist' for her lonely aunts Celestia and Luna; they're not all that excited, though.
Human
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Self Insert
CategoricalGrant · 3.6k words · 913 19 · 18k views
EBack In Black
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Sunset Shimmer goes goth. At least, that's what she thinks.
Sunset Shimmer
Aria Blaze
Lucky Seven · 1.1k words · 112 3 · 2.3k views
TDifferential Diagnosis
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
The Mane 6 go to the doctor’s for checkups as part of a public health campaign. Thing is, they’re not that healthy.
Narcotics
Spike
OC
Main 6
CategoricalGrant · 2.8k words · 891 27 · 9.4k views
ETwilight Learns Russian
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Twilight and her friends have spent the last year studying human languages! Let's see what they've learned...
Human
Alt. Universe
Spike
Main 6
Starlight Glimmer
PresentPerfect · 2.3k words · 542 15 · 9.1k views
TCode Blue
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Slice of Life
Pinkie Pie must find Sonata a new bra.... now.
Human
Sonata Dusk
Dazzlings
Pinkie Pie (EqG)
Summer Dancer · 7.7k words · 1,020 38 · 18k views
EYou can't do THAT with a cup of tea!
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Vinyl just wants some time to drink a cup of tea and have a little snack. Unfortunately, she unleashes the oldest argument in British history.
Human
Lyra
Bon-Bon
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
SecretAgentPlotTwist · 2.2k words · 113 4 · 2.3k views
TAlternative Swearing
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Ponies don't like naughty words. You help them out by giving them human alternatives. Silliness follows.
Second Person
Human
Celestia
Other
Damien Darkside · 4.1k words · 1,770 68 · 25k views
ENever Boop A Princess
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Celestia's dinner parties have one very simple rule: don't boop the Princess. Anthony has regretfully forgotten that rule.
Human
Celestia
Luna
OC
naturalbornderpy · 2.9k words · 661 15 · 11k views
EA Hell of a Time
MLP: FiM
Comedy
The princesses gave their magic to Twilight to prevent Tirek from stealing it. As a result, they end up stuck in Tartarus. The fact that things manage to go downhill here says a lot about the wonders of family.
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Aragon · 4.6k words · 3,896 57 · 44k views
EDouble Sun Power
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
So Powerful, it can turn off the sun.
Human
Celestia
Other
Thorax · 1.2k words · 694 31 · 10k views
TFangs
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Octavia was a very content pony, she had many things, wealth, a small group of friends, a lovely career as a cellist for The Canterlot Royal Symphony. But she never had the one thing she wanted...something wealth could never buy... but it has secrets
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Sapphic · 168k words · 699 32 · 11k views
TBody And Mind
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
When a changeling is captured by royal guards, both he and ponies find their assumptions about each other challenged.
Twilight
Celestia
OC
Changelings
Starman Ghost · 66k words · 2,341 65 · 23k views
EBat and Bug
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Two equestrians, both outside the norm, are forced together. One on assignment, the other for her own wellbeing.
OC
Cadance
Shining Armor
Changelings
Silent Quill · 31k words · 683 14 · 10k views
TPrincess Celestia is *Literally* Hitler
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.
Human
Twilight
Self Insert
CategoricalGrant · 1k words · 390 40 · 7.7k views
TChangeling Teacher
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A changeling is captured and Princess Twilight is tasked with questioning it. Thinking it will be easy, and perhaps finding out what makes these bugs tick, Twilight goes the scientific route, but finds something she did not expect.
Sex
Twilight
OC
Changelings
Skrive Flip · 14k words · 862 36 · 10k views
TBehind Closed Doors
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Cadance is keeping a secret from her husband.
Cadance
Shining Armor
Cynewulf · 7.2k words · 331 37 · 5.2k views
TThe Attempted Assassinations of Twilight Sparkle
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight is assassinated. Repeatedly. If only anypony knew what the word "immortal" meant...
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Prince Blueblood
Dubs Rewatcher · 3.3k words · 1,859 36 · 23k views
TI Have Never Met The Main Cast, Nor Do I Want To
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
I just want to be a janitor, away from action, and far, far away from Ponyville.
Human
OC
Dunglord · 1.2k words · 87 1 · 1.4k views

TAn Affliction of the Heart: Volume Two
MLP: FiM
Romance
Part two of An Affliction of the Heart.
OC
Chrysalis
Changelings
Anonymous Pegasus · 36k words · 3,605 61 · 28k views
TWithout a Hive
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Sad
A young changeling is separated from his hive, and must blend in and survive among the ponies of Equestria.
OC
Changelings
Phoenix_Dragon · 181k words · 2,061 32 · 28k views
TAdaptation - A Changeling's Story
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
A changeling officer, now alone after the Canterlot invasion failed, must adapt to life in the world of ponies.
Gore
Twilight
Scootaloo
OC
CMCs
Changelings
CoAlFire · 38k words · 1,619 38 · 21k views
TThe Elements of Maternity
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
There are many things that true friends should do together in a group. Delivering foals is not one of them.
Sex
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Georg · 7.9k words · 987 40 · 17k views
TTurns Out We're All Changelings!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Wait! So Rarity's being impersonated by a changeling? And Twilight too? And... the rest of the Elements of Harmony? Okay. So what's the big deal again?
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Main 6
Changelings
naturalbornderpy · 8.1k words · 860 32 · 11k views
EChangeling in the pool
MLP: FiM
Comedy
There is a changeling in the pool....
Spike
Main 6
Changelings
Mimic Kairatta · 2.9k words · 722 14 · 8.1k views
TPony Courtship Rituals
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
Queen Chrysalis tries to date Twilight Sparkle
Twilight
Other
Cadance
Main 6
Chrysalis
Codex Ex Equus · 75k words · 2,181 53 · 25k views
ELive to Be Reformed Another Day
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Chrysalis promises Starlight a worse fate than anypony could possibly imagine. Then she sort of escapes.
Twilight
Discord
Chrysalis
Starlight Glimmer
Fire Gazer the Alchemist · 1.2k words · 803 16 · 9.7k views
EChrysalis Eats Some Waffles
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Because a bug queen can get hungry while planning, according to her children...
Chrysalis
Changelings
Dr Atlas · 2.1k words · 67 2 · 1.6k views
TSpoilers
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets.
Sex
Pinkie
Cadance
Super Trampoline · 1.7k words · 83 12 · 2.2k views

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FourShadow #44 · Dec 14th, 2022 · · ·

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PrincessColumbia

PrincessColumbia #43 · Nov 26th, 2018 · · ·

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If "It's Raining Tacos" is Sonata's theme song, what's the theme song of the other two?

FourShadow #42 · Oct 4th, 2017 · · ·

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PanzerBrony Metallicom #41 · May 11th, 2017 · · ·

Thank you for the favorite!

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ThisIsMyFateNow #40 · Oct 12th, 2016 · · ·

Thanks for adding DJ-P4NTSL3SS to your library and for the follow!

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