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Absinthe Part II · 1:32am Jul 3rd, 2018

SWEET MUTTERFICKERS!

2 glasses of absinthe is like taking 5 shots if you drink it too quickly...

I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm not prepared for the imminent cottonmouth.

Report LayTheBlackToRest · 151 views · #Absinthe #bipolar #poor decisions #depression #booze #green fairy #midget horses

EThe Tragedy of Prince Sombra
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Tragedy
Princess Cadence sends a letter to her fellow princesses regarding the history of the Crystal Heart and Sombra's tragedy.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
King Sombra
LayTheBlackToRest · 2.7k words · 14 1 · 963 views

TPrincess Celestia is *Literally* Hitler
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.
Human
Twilight
Self Insert
CategoricalGrant · 1k words · 375 40 · 6.7k views
TChangeling Teacher
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A changeling is captured and Princess Twilight is tasked with questioning it. Thinking it will be easy, and perhaps finding out what makes these bugs tick, Twilight goes the scientific route, but finds something she did not expect.
Sex
Twilight
OC
Changelings
Skrive Flip · 14k words · 865 36 · 9.7k views
TBehind Closed Doors
MLP: FiM
Dark
Drama
Cadance is keeping a secret from her husband.
Cadance
Shining Armor
Cynewulf · 7.2k words · 325 36 · 4.9k views
TThe Attempted Assassinations of Twilight Sparkle
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight is assassinated. Repeatedly. If only anypony knew what the word "immortal" meant...
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Prince Blueblood
Dubs Rewatcher · 3.3k words · 1,832 35 · 21k views
TI Have Never Met The Main Cast, Nor Do I Want To
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
I just want to be a janitor, away from action, and far, far away from Ponyville.
Human
OC
Dunglord · 1.2k words · 83 1 · 1.2k views
ETwilight Sparkle and Her Friends Play Age of Empires II
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
What it says in the title - Twilight Sparkle and her friends play Age of Empires II.
Crossover
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Applejack
OC
swirlstar · 14k words · 211 2 · 3.7k views
ETwilight is a Kitten
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Twilight Sparkle makes a mistake in a spell, resulting in her switching places with a kitten, and it's up to Fluttershy to take care of her new pet in the meantime...
Fluttershy
Twilight
Angel
Winona
Opalescence
PonyThunder · 5.9k words · 96 3 · 2.3k views
EAn Orderly Transfer of Power
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
A history of the time Princess Twilight Sparkle got fed up and decided to overthrow Princess Celestia. Only Twilight would make an appointment to stage a coup.
Spike
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Kris Overstreet · 8.9k words · 1,224 20 · 11k views
TCelestia vs. Garble
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Upon Garble's assumption as Dragon Lord, Celestia challenges him to combat by champion.
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Garble
Rambling Writer · 2.4k words · 1,287 37 · 13k views
TThe Unicorn Trap
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Twilight and Rarity discover human prank toys don't mix well with unicorns.
Sex
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Rarity
CinnamonSwirltheBreaded · 1.5k words · 186 5 · 2.2k views
TMilitary Wishful Thinking
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
When Twilight was younger, she would sometimes be privately tutored when Celestia was occupied. Once a professor attempted to teach Twilight Military Strategy. It didn't go well.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
OC
Scratchpad · 5.3k words · 427 54 · 5.5k views
TSunset Shimmer is MAD about EVERYTHING
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Random
Slice of Life
Sunset Shimmer, practitioner of friendship, twice savior of Canterlot High, alicorn. She's offered to help Twilight's new student as the whole group travels to the Crystal Empire for a Crystalling. Should be a relaxing, stress free trip. Right?
Sex
Alt. Universe
Spike
Celestia
Main 6
Sunset Shimmer
Starlight Glimmer
Justice3442 · 113k words · 1,448 79 · 22k views
TSeven Brides for Seven Changelings
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Chrysalis sends seven changelings to Ponyville in a clever attempt to break up the Elements of Harmony. Things do not go according to plan for either the changelings or the ponies.
Sex
Main 6
Changelings
Georg · 6k words · 1,806 32 · 16k views
TTooth-hurty
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sonata has a tooth ache. Adagio and Aria don't want to deal with it. Sunset Shimmer gets involved. Applejack is there. It's gonna be one of those days.
Violence
Sex
Applejack
Minuette
Sunset Shimmer
Flash Sentry
Dazzlings
Justice3442 · 32k words · 472 21 · 6k views
TRainbow Dash Comes Out to Her Friends
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash finally decides to tell her friends that she is gay. This news comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.
Sex
Rainbow Dash
Main 6
Starlight Glimmer
Sporktacles · 4k words · 1,279 70 · 17k views
ETwilight Sparkle Lays An Egg
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers a fact about alicorn reproduction she never expected. So do the other princesses.
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Georg · 3.5k words · 1,874 21 · 22k views
TThe Dazzlings Are Insane
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
A collection of short stories about the Dazzlings going through their daily lives of annoying each other and pretty much everyone around them.
Sex
Profanity
Human
Adagio Dazzle
Sonata Dusk
Aria Blaze
Justice3442 · 68k words · 819 32 · 8.5k views
TThe Random Royal Funeral
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Celestia and Luna invite Twilight to participate in the royal tradition of seeing her own funeral.
Sex
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Main 6
Darth Link 22 · 10k words · 684 22 · 10k views

TAn Affliction of the Heart: Volume Two
MLP: FiM
Romance
Part two of An Affliction of the Heart.
OC
Chrysalis
Changelings
Anonymous Pegasus · 36k words · 3,589 59 · 27k views
TWithout a Hive
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Sad
A young changeling is separated from his hive, and must blend in and survive among the ponies of Equestria.
OC
Changelings
Phoenix_Dragon · 181k words · 2,015 31 · 26k views
TAdaptation - A Changeling's Story
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
A changeling officer, now alone after the Canterlot invasion failed, must adapt to life in the world of ponies.
Gore
Twilight
Scootaloo
OC
CMCs
Changelings
CoAlFire · 38k words · 1,608 36 · 20k views
TThe Elements of Maternity
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
There are many things that true friends should do together in a group. Delivering foals is not one of them.
Sex
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Georg · 7.9k words · 986 41 · 16k views
TTurns Out We're All Changelings!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Wait! So Rarity's being impersonated by a changeling? And Twilight too? And... the rest of the Elements of Harmony? Okay. So what's the big deal again?
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Main 6
Changelings
naturalbornderpy · 8.1k words · 844 32 · 9.6k views
EChangeling in the pool
MLP: FiM
Comedy
There is a changeling in the pool....
Spike
Main 6
Changelings
Mimic Kairatta · 2.9k words · 701 14 · 7.4k views
TPony Courtship Rituals
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
Queen Chrysalis tries to date Twilight Sparkle
Twilight
Other
Cadance
Main 6
Chrysalis
Codex Ex Equus · 75k words · 2,118 52 · 22k views
ELive to Be Reformed Another Day
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Chrysalis promises Starlight a worse fate than anypony could possibly imagine. Then she sort of escapes.
Twilight
Discord
Chrysalis
Starlight Glimmer
Fire Gazer the Alchemist · 1.2k words · 785 17 · 9k views
EChrysalis Eats Some Waffles
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Because a bug queen can get hungry while planning, according to her children...
Chrysalis
Changelings
Dr Atlas · 2.1k words · 66 2 · 1.5k views
TSpoilers
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets.
Sex
Pinkie
Cadance
Super Trampoline · 1.7k words · 83 11 · 2.1k views

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PrincessColumbia

PrincessColumbia #43 · Nov 26th, 2018 · · ·

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If "It's Raining Tacos" is Sonata's theme song, what's the theme song of the other two?

FourShadow #42 · Oct 4th, 2017 · · ·

Thank you for the fav! Likes and comments appreciated

PanzerBrony Metallicom

PanzerBrony Metallicom #41 · May 11th, 2017 · · ·

Thank you for the favorite!

ThisIsMyFateNow

ThisIsMyFateNow #40 · Oct 12th, 2016 · · ·

Thanks for adding DJ-P4NTSL3SS to your library and for the follow!

Semaj

Semaj #39 · Jul 13th, 2016 · · ·

I'm really glad you enjoyed my story! Our support means a lot to me!

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