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Jul

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Absinthe Part II · 1:32am Jul 3rd, 2018

SWEET MUTTERFICKERS!

2 glasses of absinthe is like taking 5 shots if you drink it too quickly...

I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm not prepared for the imminent cottonmouth.

Report LayTheBlackToRest · 287 views · #Absinthe #bipolar #poor decisions #depression #booze #green fairy #midget horses

EThe Tragedy of Prince Sombra
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Tragedy
Princess Cadence sends a letter to her fellow princesses regarding the history of the Crystal Heart and Sombra's tragedy.
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
King Sombra
LayTheBlackToRest · 2.7k words · 14 1 · 1.1k views

ETea or Coffee?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
During an interview, Vinyl and Octavia are asked a question: "Tea or coffee?"
Human
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
ShadowblazeCR · 1.6k words · 67 3 · 1.8k views
TThen The Winged Hussars Arrived
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
My Little Poland: Hussars are Magic
Death
Violence
Alt. Universe
Human
OC
Discord
Nightmare Moon
Other
Main 6
Chemtest · 7k words · 153 5 · 4.3k views
THouse Arrest
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Octavia forces Vinyl Scratch to stay home on a Friday night because of her destructive habits. Left alone to suffer, Vinyl slowly descends into madness as the night progresses.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
High Rise · 22k words · 84 2 · 2k views
TDon't Tempt Love
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Random
Local human harassed by desperate princess of love, tries and fails to run. Local purple unicorn not amused.
Profanity
Sex
Human
Alt. Universe
Twilight
OC
Cadance
Lynser · 16k words · 600 17 · 8.3k views
TBat Ponies Aren't Real
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Cadance and Luna are both well aware of what a bat pony is, but Luna claims that they aren't real. What could the reason behind this possibly be?
Luna
Cadance
Ice Star · 3.3k words · 309 24 · 5k views
TWhich Princess has the best Plot?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
A guard prone to ponderous thoughts accidently speaks one out loud
Sex
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Royal Guard
JediWyrm · 1k words · 266 14 · 3.5k views
EParent-Teacher Confrontation
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Shining Armor's Royal Guard behaviors rubbed off on Flurry Heart. Her teachers are appropriately horrified, he is not.
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Boltstrike58 · 1.2k words · 240 6 · 2.4k views
TRainbow Dash Visits The Proctologist
MLP: FiM
Comedy
After Rainbow Dash discovers some blood on the toilet paper, she panics and rushes to Twilight. Twilight accompanies her to the doctor, where Doctor Stable refers Rainbow Dash to a proctologist for a more thorough examination.
Sex
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Spike
OC
Other
Bad_Seed_72 · 5.2k words · 775 34 · 11k views
TGood Girls Are Bad Girls That Haven’t Been Taught
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
Comedy
In order to save Shining Armor and Princess Cadance's sex life, Sunset Shimmer teaches Cadance how to be a bad girl.
Sex
Cadance
Sunset Shimmer
Dubs Rewatcher · 2.1k words · 243 11 · 4.1k views
TCadence Goes Trolling
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Tragedy
Cadence is bored, and being the princess of love, she can do anything involving it.
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flames173 · 7.1k words · 20 4 · 1k views
E"WHERE IS IT!?"
MLP: FiM
Random
Slice of Life
Celestia has something that Chrysalis wants.
Celestia
Chrysalis
Majin Syeekoh · 1.1k words · 967 24 · 12k views
EThe Vinyl Scratch Tapes
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
DJ-P0n3 and Octavia run a radio show interviewing famous ponies. Hilarity ensues.
Trixie
Prince Blueblood
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
CoreyWW · 50k words · 1,218 15 · 14k views
TThe Drunken Ramblings of Vinyl Record Scratch
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
After a night out on the town, Vinyl ends up filling Octavia's inbox with voicemails. This should be entertaining.
Sex
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
The Autumn Princess · 1.8k words · 334 8 · 5.8k views
TAwful Lot of Coffee in Equestria
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A collection of Celestia, Luna, and Cadance's cynical conversations over coffee.
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
NorrisThePony · 27k words · 1,752 25 · 18k views
ELove❤Less
MLP: FiM
Drama
Luna visits Cadance with an important question on her mind. Cadance is always happy to help out a fellow princess, especially if that princess is her friend, but she isn't sure why Luna of all ponies would need her help, if she can help at all...
Luna
Cadance
Ice Star · 3k words · 76 8 · 2.5k views
ETrixie and Spike go down the hooooole!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Trixie and Spike get stuck in an old well.
Spike
Trixie
MythrilMoth · 3.6k words · 1,123 26 · 14k views
TTrixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
A lost and starving changeling encounters a broke and desperate Trixie. It works out better than expected.
Trixie
Changelings
Georg · 19k words · 923 10 · 8.9k views
TPrincess Celestia Accidentally Does Cocaine
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Princess Celestia of Equestria would never do drugs, of course! But she does love all sorts of teas, conventional or otherwise...
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Raven Inkwell
Daybreaker
CategoricalGrant · 3k words · 879 12 · 14k views

TAn Affliction of the Heart: Volume Two
MLP: FiM
Romance
Part two of An Affliction of the Heart.
OC
Chrysalis
Changelings
Anonymous Pegasus · 36k words · 3,648 61 · 29k views
TWithout a Hive
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Sad
A young changeling is separated from his hive, and must blend in and survive among the ponies of Equestria.
OC
Changelings
Phoenix_Dragon · 181k words · 2,134 32 · 31k views
TAdaptation - A Changeling's Story
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
A changeling officer, now alone after the Canterlot invasion failed, must adapt to life in the world of ponies.
Gore
Twilight
Scootaloo
OC
CMCs
Changelings
CoAlFire · 38k words · 1,650 40 · 23k views
TThe Elements of Maternity
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
There are many things that true friends should do together in a group. Delivering foals is not one of them.
Sex
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Georg · 7.9k words · 1,024 41 · 19k views
TTurns Out We're All Changelings!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Wait! So Rarity's being impersonated by a changeling? And Twilight too? And... the rest of the Elements of Harmony? Okay. So what's the big deal again?
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Main 6
Changelings
naturalbornderpy · 8.1k words · 904 33 · 12k views
EChangeling in the pool
MLP: FiM
Comedy
There is a changeling in the pool....
Spike
Main 6
Changelings
Mimic Kairatta · 2.9k words · 766 15 · 9.6k views
TPony Courtship Rituals
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Drama
Queen Chrysalis tries to date Twilight Sparkle
Twilight
Other
Cadance
Main 6
Chrysalis
Codex Ex Equus · 75k words · 2,303 55 · 28k views
ELive to Be Reformed Another Day
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Chrysalis promises Starlight a worse fate than anypony could possibly imagine. Then she sort of escapes.
Twilight
Discord
Chrysalis
Starlight Glimmer
Fire Gazer the Alchemist · 1.2k words · 846 18 · 11k views
EChrysalis Eats Some Waffles
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Because a bug queen can get hungry while planning, according to her children...
Chrysalis
Changelings
Dr Atlas · 2.1k words · 69 2 · 1.8k views
TSpoilers
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets.
Sex
Pinkie
Cadance
Super Trampoline · 1.7k words · 84 13 · 2.4k views

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FourShadow #44 · Dec 14th, 2022 · · ·

I thank thee for the bookmark.

PrincessColumbia

PrincessColumbia #43 · Nov 26th, 2018 · · ·

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If "It's Raining Tacos" is Sonata's theme song, what's the theme song of the other two?

FourShadow #42 · Oct 4th, 2017 · · ·

Thank you for the fav! Likes and comments appreciated

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PanzerBrony Metallicom #41 · May 11th, 2017 · · ·

Thank you for the favorite!

ThisIsMyFateNow

ThisIsMyFateNow #40 · Oct 12th, 2016 · · ·

Thanks for adding DJ-P4NTSL3SS to your library and for the follow!

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