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This story deserves a part 2. (perhaps with a bit of Twixie :trixieshiftright::heart::twilightblush:)

"Trixie does not perform mere tricks, young reptile!" Trixie proclaimed.

"She does illusions. 'Tricks' are what dogs do for treats." :trixieshiftright:

3574267 Silly reader, tricks are for kids. :rainbowlaugh:

niiice i would love to see something else happen between those 2:twilightsheepish::trixieshiftright::moustache:

ARE YOU *squee*ING KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?!!

I like how in the 'featured characters' thing below the story description, that Spike and Trixie both have the same pose in there pictures.

Silly Trixie, the Flim Flam Brothers are the businessponies nonpareil. You just do cool tricks and illusions.

unholy fires of feminine wrath

Yeah, seems about right.

Awesome story. I like.

Comment posted by The Traveler12 deleted Dec 4th, 2013

Spiktrix could work if her mane was like Rarity's...


Was expecting this to happen. Until I seen no romance tag. It twas funny. Liked it. Fried chicken is delicious.

Spike and Trixie, make for an interesting and funny friendship!:moustache::trixieshiftright:

This was a fun little read. The dialogue between these two is hilarious.

Well done.

3574267 Tricks are what whores do for money...

I mean... candy!

That was a great story. I love stories like this. Small but filled to the brim with comic gunpowder.

Not only funny, but perfectly captures the essence of those two.

But couldn't they have used spikes scales, which are rich in phosphorous, use trixies limited levitation, and fire spell to turn spike into a rocket that would shoot out the well?

This should be a special episode where even those who are jerks can be good friends. :twilightsheepish:

Or perhaps a Rare and Unusual Spixie :moustache::heart::trixieshiftright:

Dragon Scales are rich in Phosphorous? Where did you hear that?

3577756 It doesn't work that way. If it did, Spike would go up in flames every time he tried to send a letter, or got close to the fireplace. Dragons are multiversally fireproof, don't you know?

3577756They are a (presumably) preteen dragon and a showboat not fucking Asians


I could see Pinkie doing something with a basket and a hose :pinkiecrazy:

"The Great And Powerful Trixie...has an ouchie."


What I absolutely loved was Spike's pride in Twilight's abilities!

That's an important factor in their relationship, especially with Trixie around. Spike really is proud of Twilight; he takes great pride himself in being a valued part of her life. That's something that many stories focussing on the two don't include at all.

The teleportation conversation is the best bit ("sometimes she teleports around the library just because she's too lazy to walk" :rainbowlaugh:)

This was yet another good read :rainbowlaugh:

Twilight was too busy reading her shiny new copy of The Awkward Teenage Pegasus' Guide To Wingboners, given to her by Rainbow Dash after one too many...incidents with her new wings.

A VERY good read :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Can't believe Angel was responsible for their little blunder :trixieshiftleft:

3578144 It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! :pinkiecrazy:

"Twilight Sparkle...since when do you have wings?"

Good thing Twi read that book... Knowing the fandom it might have been a problem.



I laughed. This was short and pointless fun. Just what I needed. Bravo!


Actually, yes. At the end of Lesson Zero, Celestia does, and Nightmare Moon does her tornado thingy...though I don't know if that counts.

Comment posted by TheTwelfthDoctor deleted Dec 4th, 2013

Nicely done.
I'm not entirely sure if 'slice of life' might not be more appropriate than 'comedy', but whatever it was, it was wonderfully written and a delight to read.


Sounds like a fair summary of her worthless life.

Blue pony go down the hoooooole!

Trixie is 3rd best pony! All hail the Great and Powerful Trixie!:trixieshiftright::heart:

3577533:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:HUGE fan of your work with the Non-brony in equestria. This qenera is right up your alley.
Still on Wanderings of non-brony

3579167 Damn you for posting that before I could get here!


I love the cover pic. :rainbowlaugh:

3580491 Thanks. I created it from vectors I found on a random google search. I should sourcetag vectors, I know. I'm lazy. :raritydespair:

A cute enough little story.

Poor Trixie... apparently she doesn't read the newspapers.

This is one of the best comedies I've read.


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