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Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets. Set between seasons five and six.


Contains spoilers, if the story title and the cover art weren't enough to clue you in. Art by me, for a change.


A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

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Comments ( 23 )

What's the word for when you outmaneuver someone at their own game before they even realize it? It's on the tip of my tongue! It would replace the word "parry" near the end of the story.

:derpyderp2: Well, that happened. A fun, madcap bit of chaos. I think it says something that this is some of the best Pinkie Pie/Cadence interaction I've ever read. Namely, that these two need to interact more often. :raritywink:

In all seriousness, thank you for this.

That is the best cover art I have ever seen on this site, kudos to you. :rainbowlaugh:

6887436 I'm glad you enjoyed it. I honestly bowlderized their characters. Throwing away word choice and dialogue style in pursuit of jokes. But hey people like my stuff so I'll keep writing it and this was my first non-random comedy in a while and I also wrote it in one session which I'm proud of.

6887564 I'm glad you like it. Derpibooru seems to have, too.

I guess I'm not most Bronies. I'm pretty sure Pinky'd annoy me too much.

I gave it a thumbs up when I saw the Crystal Heart Spell reference (more people need to read it), but I loved the rest of this, too!

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I love, love, love it!

6895694 Thanks! :rainbowkiss: Glad you enjoy!

I still don't understand the cover art. But great story bro.

6898648 what part of a car is that, and which pony's color scheme does it have?

I hate myself for laughing so much at this! :rainbowlaugh:

6904129 But TBH, that would be a perfect title, wouldn't it? :eeyup:

6904296
Absolutely! Better than The Chrysalis Crapshoot, anyway. :duck:

6904302 Aliteration theme: the Flurry Heart Fiasco
Puzzle theme: The Flurry Heart Child-Safety Lock

6904666 welp, I think I just figured out what I'm going to title my style parody of you. :P

6904703
Oh, ghod... this is going to hurt, isn't it? :twilightoops:

I reviewed this story in Read It Now #72!

My review can be found here.

Wow..... I'm feeling like after reading "Dash 'n Scoots and the Wrath of the Twilight Princess" now.
You still got it in you as the most crazy author ever. This meta-humor, the commentary at the end and Pinkie's fourth wall breaking are absolutely genius. Have a fave for this one. :heart:

7546568 glad you enjoyed it! ^_^

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