At a supermarket, moan everytime the cashier scans an item and increase the volume with each one
Reading order/list is on the profile page or here.
One word to describe myself... (doesn't follow instructions well)
Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.
This Account is inactive. There won't be any more pony stories
I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.
AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/
I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!
I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.
an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories
I'm a Proud ABDL mommy. Writer of padded pony fics, a lot of fics about Shining Armor and his mom, several about Rainbow Dash and her family, and far more mom stories than you can imagine.
A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...
So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫
Currently accepting all awards and donations in the name of milk. Its always been there for me, filling my cereal bowl.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!
I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.
Royally appointed archivist of David's history
I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.