High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

Romance and Slice of Life Writer

Just someone looking to entertain and learn. And write about pones. Mostly that last part.

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

A new gen is comming out? Wait, what?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

A real lady killer.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

There's always someone better than you. Trust me, I know.

I'm just here to create good stories and have a couple of laughs doing so.

Too much to write; too little time