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Hawker Hurricane

Yorkshireman and tea drinker. I have a Patreon account.


There's a new student at CHS and the girls are eager to welcome the new arrival.

He refuses to disclose any personal information about himself and shuns any attempt at making friends with 'bloody teenagers'.

What, if anything, is he hiding?

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After returning from Las Pegasus, Connor pays a visit to Ponyville only to get drunk. He makes it home, but the morning after the night before reveals an unexpected guest in his front room.

One not of either of his worlds.

The was co-written with Some Guy Who Writes. I wrote Connor's dialogue and narrative, Some Guy Who Writes wrote the dialogue and narrative of his character.

Set between chapters 30 and 31of 'I Treasure Your Love'. Reading that story is recommended but not absolutely necessary.

NB: This story is non-canon.

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I have moved to the land of Equestria and already I hate it, though it wasn't like I had a choice on the matter. It was here or elsewhere, and considering here was ruled by a lovely Princess; it seemed like the better option.

Pity the natives can't keep their muzzles out of my business.

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High school student Forte Heldentenor has moved to Canterlot with his parents and as such, has to start at a new school. The school in question is CHS. Forte is gifted in music but lacking in friends.

Can he successfully integrate himself into his new environment and gain friends in the process? Six girls in particular seem to think so.

Note: Story starts BEFORE Rainbow Rocks.

Edited from chapter 5 onwards by A random person.

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You are the only human in Equestria, and have taken residence in the Crystal Empire. After becoming a member of the Crystal Guard, you got to see your favourite candyfloss pink Princess everyday.

Recently, there's been an opening for the position of Cadance's Personal "Snuggle Officer". You will do anything it takes to become the newest Snuggle Officer, and nothing will stop you.

Not even Flash Sentry.

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You are a pony and are attending the Grand Galloping Gala. You see a cake. Specifically Celestia's private cake. You are told not to touch or eat it. You decide you want some. But it is Princess Celestia's private cake. The punishment for even touching her private cakes without authorization is severe, even more so if you actually eat some.....

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Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....

Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.

Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.

Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)

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