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Hawker Hurricane

Yorkshireman and tea drinker.


I awoke in a strange land with nothing to my name and nothing of home. After watching a stunt team do a performance, I found a new challenge. One that would push me beyond my limits.

I would be one of them.

I would be a Wonderbolt.

No matter what it took.

(First person, from my ponysona's perspective. Partially self-insert.)

Chapters (5)

There's a new student at CHS and the girls are eager to welcome the new arrival.

He refuses to disclose any personal information about himself and shuns any attempt at making friends with 'bloody teenagers'.

What, if anything, is he hiding?

Chapters (6)

I have moved to the land of Equestria and already I hate it, though it wasn't like I had a choice on the matter. It was here or elsewhere, and considering here was ruled by a lovely Princess; it seemed like the better option.

Pity the natives can't keep their muzzles out of my business.

Chapters (16)

You are the only human in Equestria, and have taken residence in the Crystal Empire. After becoming a member of the Crystal Guard, you got to see your favourite candyfloss pink Princess everyday.

Recently, there's been an opening for the position of Cadance's Personal "Snuggle Officer". You will do anything it takes to become the newest Snuggle Officer, and nothing will stop you.

Not even Flash Sentry.

Chapters (1)

You are a pony and are attending the Grand Galloping Gala. You see a cake. Specifically Celestia's private cake. You are told not to touch or eat it. You decide you want some. But it is Princess Celestia's private cake. The punishment for even touching her private cakes without authorization is severe, even more so if you actually eat some.....

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Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....

Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.

Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.

Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)

Chapters (41)