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Hawker Hurricane


Yorkshireman and tea drinker.

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You are the only human in Equestria, and have taken residence in the Crystal Empire. After becoming a member of the Crystal Guard, you got to see your favourite candyfloss pink Princess everyday.

Recently, there's been an opening for the position of Cadance's Personal "Snuggle Officer". You will do anything it takes to become the newest Snuggle Officer, and nothing will stop you.

Not even Flash Sentry.

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Comments ( 26 )

God, this was funny. The constant nicknames Anon gives to charicters. Had me grinning.

...I'm sorry, but I couldn't read this story properly as I kept snickering each time I read your nick name for flash.:rainbowlaugh:

lol candyfloss to be honest i was thinking of candybutt but candyfloss works to oh! and great job on the grammer i couldn't find a single error. you should feel proud.:pinkiehappy:

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Thanks for the feedback. I'll try and think of a sequel.

So cute i could not stop laughing

...Pssssshhhhh-:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh:this was so good!

You are the only human in Equestria and has taken residence in the Crystal Empire. You're a member of the Crystal Guard and this allows you to see your favourite candyfloss pink Princess everyday.

There is a new opening for Cadence's Personal 'Snuggle Officer'. You will do anything it takes to be that officer and will not allow anything to stand in your way.

Not even Flash Sentry.

Hm... suggesting some possible improvements to the story description:

You are the only human in Equestria, and have taken residence in the Crystal Empire. After becoming member of the Crystal Guard, you got to see your favourite candyfloss pink Princess everyday.

Recently, there's been an opening for the position of Cadance's Personal "Snuggle Officer". You will do anything it takes to become the newest Snuggle Officer, and nothing will stop you.

Not even Flash Sentry.

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Not bad but kinda weird to be honest in a good way.

7171249 Put changes in place. Thanks for the feedback.

7171340 Crap, I just noticed that I missed a bit of grammar in part of my suggestion.
What I wrote:

After becoming member of the Crystal Guard

What I forgot to add (indicated by bold font):

After becoming a member of the Crystal Guard

I hate making unintentional grammar mistakes, :twilightsheepish:

A little weird but I still like it.

7171524 make this a multi chapter story as there is soooooo much potential here mate!
Ben Perks

7226936 I might do. I'll think of something over the next few days. I'll have plenty of time with my zero hours job literally being zero hours this week. Desperately need a new job. Had an interview last Monday but I'm not holding my breath. Hope I get something soon.

7226970 That's the f**king Tories for ya ,bunch of money-grabbing,fat arsed pr*cks that put immigrants' needs before our own... Best of luck job-hunting anyway! ????

This was an enjoyable little read, although it does need editing in some places.

To hell with 'Captain Wotsits,' and everything he stands for.

Seriously, that nickname... :rainbowlaugh:

7261664 Thanks for the feedback. I'll go through it in the week maybe and see if I can beef it up a little.

YEAH!! TAKE THAT FLA~ASH!:flutterrage:
you numbnuts!:trollestia:
too short mate!:facehoof:
dis needs a sequel of the hugging, cuddling, and the snuggling!:yay:
woot!:trollestia:

For the glory of the Pink Empire!

Hahahah, this was funny, nice going dude, haha

I wouldn't be caught dead in a jaguar... they constantly break down.

7667819 I wouldn't be seen dead within visual range of a Peugeot.

7667838 at least we agree there.

1,000 views! Yay to whoever the 1,000th reader was.

Heh, kept thinking the Snuggle Officer would turn out to be the officer responsible for snuggling others at Cadance's Candyfloss's request.

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