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Trigger_Finger


Jul
17th
2016

I'm sorry if I don't finish · 5:42pm Jul 17th, 2016

I've been so caught up with life and everything that I have barely got any time whatsoever to finish Twilight's Unfaithful Student but I really do want to finish it.
Some things have come up in life recently and if I don't make it back from it (Jail or death, not that I just won't finish it) then I'm very very very sorry to all of you that stayed true with the story. These problems stem from family issues and people wishing to bring harm to those I love.

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Oct
3rd
2014

My laptop died · 1:27am Oct 3rd, 2014

So I was writing my stories on a laptop. The same laptop that's battery burned out on my lap and it was very hot so I swore and flicked it away, then I punched the wall and dislocated my left index finger at the knuckle. So after swearing in anger again, I popped it back into place... but then then my laptop was still broken. So I had to go buy a new computer... and spent $1200 on some flashy, blinky, futuristic looking thing. It's cool but I don't have Microsoft Word to write my stories

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Dec
14th
2013

Past, Present and Future... · 1:07am Dec 14th, 2013

Wise words from Burdy:
Most people, err, ponies, focus so much on the past, that they end up tripping on the stick that is the present, and falling face first into the pile of dog shit that is the future.
Anyway, sorry for the wait with 'Twilight's Unfaithful Student', I work 13 hours a day and my editor is busy as well, so most sincere apologies and we'll try hard to get stuff done... don't fall in any dog shit please.

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Sep
26th
2013

Floor mats, vs carpets · 12:49am Sep 26th, 2013

Went to Crappy Tire (Yes, we here in Canada call it Crappy Tire, even though we do most of our shopping there) and I saw this big fancy carpet and figured "Yeah I'll buy it" then I realized it was $250+tax. I was like "Fuck that. I could get a new Russian gun!" so I went on my way then saw some car floor mats for $5 each and thought "Hmm, for about $50 I could cover my room floor with floor mats... and it would be easier to clean..." So I have decided upon vehicle floor mats for my room

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Mar
23rd
2013

Things about me you might find interesting · 12:39am Mar 23rd, 2013

General stuff:
My name is Evan Burdick though most people call me Burdy and don't actually know my real name

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Mar
4th
2013

ON THE FRONT PAGE!!! · 4:08am Mar 4th, 2013

So I was about to log off when I got to that main page with the most popular and all that good stuff and second on the featured list was 'It was bound to happen' and I was like "No fucking way... YES!" and I was thrilled... overjoyed... on verge of heart attack due to my excitment that I had finally written a story that was relativily well recieved in the audience. So I have just this to say "YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKING BOSSES" you guys and gals out there have my gratitude and respect so I think

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Mar
1st
2013

Git-Err-Dun · 1:21am Mar 1st, 2013

So anyway I was thinking today when I was cleaning out the turbine mixer "What would happen if I just died for whatever reason? Who would tell all the readers that I died?"

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Jan
7th
2013

Looking into the glass · 2:28am Jan 7th, 2013

So as Christmas holidays comes to a close I sit here with a good buddy of mine and I'm having a drink and I do that stupid thing were you look at the glass and see how much is left. And I was like "Uh-oh, last drink is half empty" I muttered and my buddy was like "Nah, it's half full" so we sat there bickering for awhile and finally came to the agreement that it was even and I was like "Still... I'm missing the other half" so he pulled out a tray of icecubes and dropped a couple into my galss

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Jan
3rd
2013

I'm easily impressed eh · 11:56pm Jan 3rd, 2013

So like if any of you guys and gals who are reading this have a book that they are writting and what some one to like it and what not I'm your guy so just comment saying that yah'd like me to read your book and I'll probably like it cause I'm rarely diasspointed, aww hell I'm entertained about a book about three bears in the woods and some little girl who steals their poridge for christs sake so I doubt anything can disapoint me so don't be afriad to ask

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