• Member Since 22nd Nov, 2012
  • offline last seen October 14th

Trigger_Finger


More Blog Posts9

  • 174 weeks
    I'm sorry if I don't finish

    I've been so caught up with life and everything that I have barely got any time whatsoever to finish Twilight's Unfaithful Student but I really do want to finish it.

    Read More

    7 comments · 584 views
  • 268 weeks
    My laptop died

    So I was writing my stories on a laptop. The same laptop that's battery burned out on my lap and it was very hot so I swore and flicked it away, then I punched the wall and dislocated my left index finger at the knuckle. So after swearing in anger again, I popped it back into place... but then then my laptop was still broken. So I had to go buy a new computer... and spent $1200 on some flashy,

    Read More

    6 comments · 277 views
  • 309 weeks
    Past, Present and Future...

    Wise words from Burdy:
    Most people, err, ponies, focus so much on the past, that they end up tripping on the stick that is the present, and falling face first into the pile of dog shit that is the future.

    Read More

    2 comments · 393 views
  • 321 weeks
    Floor mats, vs carpets

    Went to Crappy Tire (Yes, we here in Canada call it Crappy Tire, even though we do most of our shopping there) and I saw this big fancy carpet and figured "Yeah I'll buy it" then I realized it was $250+tax. I was like "Fuck that. I could get a new Russian gun!" so I went on my way then saw some car floor mats for $5 each and thought "Hmm, for about $50 I could cover my room floor with floor

    Read More

    3 comments · 406 views
  • 347 weeks
    Things about me you might find interesting

    General stuff:
    My name is Evan Burdick though most people call me Burdy and don't actually know my real name

    Read More

    10 comments · 556 views
Mar
1st
2013

Git-Err-Dun · 1:21am Mar 1st, 2013

So anyway I was thinking today when I was cleaning out the turbine mixer "What would happen if I just died for whatever reason? Who would tell all the readers that I died?"
So I came to this conclusion that if no one hear's from me or if I'm not continuing my stories then the likely hood is that I'm dead. It'll be pretty shitty but it'd probably be commical at the same time (I know people say "Death isn't funny") but don't get me wrong I love life and am grateful for being alive but my death would probably be commical. Like the one time at the autoshop I was grinding rust off a front end of a truck and this guy comes up to me (High as fuck) and lights my coveralls on fire. I didn't notice until I felt the heat then looked to see that my pant leg was ablaze and ran around like Ricky Bobby "I'm on fire, oh god I'm on fire" which resulted in several laughs and some minor burns on my leg but it was kind of commical if I think about it looking from the outside. So yeah that's pretty much it so 'Git-err-dun'

Report Trigger_Finger · 332 views ·
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!
Comments ( 8 )

You died? Well shit that sucks, hows the after life? Hope you don't die on us Im loving your stories.

Hi

If you do die i claim your computern!

You better not die on me yet, not for a good long while.:twilightangry2: You still have to bring me more stories like secret crush and L'n'H, also bringing more songs back to memory!:fluttercry::flutterrage: Once you've done this then you have my permission to die.:moustache:
Your truely, xXCondemnedSoulxx

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dont die!!! :fluttercry:

If you died and had a choice, would you go to Equestria and continue posting?:rainbowhuh:
Pweeease?!:fluttershysad:

877152 Yes. Well I don't know about going to Equestria... I like eating meat and..... I have a new story Idea but anyways, I promise to try my best not to get grinded up in the turbine at work and get chopped into cow chow (Tee-hee, it rhymes:rainbowlaugh:) If the somewhat quite possible death of me bestows us then I promise that I'll o my best to try and find an internet connection in the afterlife to keep posting stuff

879149 Squeee!:yay: applause
But what if you stayed with the gryphons? You could still eat meat and maybe visit Mane 6 and Co. Maybe you could snag some Chaos energies while going through the dimensional shift?:rainbowderp: <-- story idea?

880461 How about... ponies start disapearing in the more tropical part of the Everfree. Celestia tasks the mane 6 with finding the lost ponies and they encounter a group of ponies (With Trixie) who claim to know where the missing ponies are but soon it turns out that it's like a giant anaconda that eats ponies and the group has to escape the forest before they all get eaten? Sounds kind of like Anaconda but it seemed like a pretty cool idea

Login or register to comment
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!